Rating: 1/5
by Brian Kesler
There's an old joke that actors are nothing more than "professional
pretenders." It is very clear to me that acting and pretending are two
very different things. On the one hand, you have a film full of refined
actors, like 'Drive.' On the other, you have a movie plagued with pretenders. It's called 'Abduction,' and it reeks of superficiality.
The premise is decent enough, and could've made for a thrilling action film: Taylor Lautner of 'Twilight'
fame, plays Nathan, just a regular teenager who gets drunk at high
school parties, can't seem to talk to girls despite his raging muscles
and wafting testosterone, and fights with his father. Quite literally.
Punching, kicking - the soundtrack even goes into "action mode!" as they
quarrel. Talk about dysfunctional. Anyways, he finds himself on a
missing persons list, some scary people come knocking at his door, kill
his parents, stalk him, he escapes with a random girl, and must discover
who he is and why he's so valuable.
The result is anything but interesting. The exposition is rushed with
sporadic artlessness, which makes the film very difficult to follow. The
entire experience feels awfully disjointed. Organization was in great
need here. A first draft is not usable. I don't think screenwriter's
know that sometimes. For instance, Nathan's discouragement at the demise
of his "parents" comes too soon. The film should've let him escape
danger without a word of remorse or exposition, and then - when the action ceases - proceed with the emotionality. The arrangement of the sequence makes us feel that Nathan doesn't really
feel remorse. The scene also happens to be terribly photographed and
... "acted." The same could be said of any emotionally charged sequence
in the piece.
About that whole pretending business. It's quite true. Not a single line
in the film feels genuine. The dialogue rivals the prequel 'Star Wars'
trilogy for woodenry, but the pretenders make it seem worse than it
actually is. Teenage actors, particularly, feel they have to move their
head and eyebrows and mouth and face and eyes like constipated hyenas.
One of the greatest shots in the history of the movies is a shot of Ingrid Bergman in 'Casablanca,' reminiscing of her long lost love. The shot is probably between 45 to 60 seconds, and during it all, Bergman
doesn't move an inch. Not even her pupils. She is absolutely still. She
engrosses herself in the moment and delicately paints a portrait of a
character. The "actors" of 'Abduction'
don't seem to inhabit characters. They are merely there to speak lines.
The direction is partially to blame. The staging is horrifically
simplistic. You can almost hear the voice in Taylor Lautner's
head saying, "Line - line - line ... move - to - my - marker ... turn -
to - the - girl ... line - line - line ... look - to - my - left ....
line - line - line ... move - to - second - marker."
The editing is not concise or clean. Shots don't seem to flow together
in a natural way. Some cuts seem alarmingly out of place, certain shots
go to long, and vise versa. The photography doesn't help, either. Action
films generally have poor photography which is covered up by
helter-skelter editing, but this film has rigidly paced editing, which
draws attention to the exceptionally bland visuals. The music isn't
terribly handled, but it's certainly not used with any sort of
consciousness.
Director John Singleton adds this to his resume, which also includes '2 Fast 2 Furious,' and 'Shaft.' His first film was 'Boyz n the Hood.'
He seems to be getting worse as he goes along. It's just amazing to me.
How can a director have such a staining touch as to make Sigourney Weaver seem like a monotonous slab of mild cheddar cheese?
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