Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Movie Review: Les Miserables

by Brian Kesler

2.5/5 stars

(This review assumes you've seen either the movie or stage show, or read the book, or just know the plot, as I don't explain it any.)

The biggest problem with Tom Hooper's film adaptation of the hit Broadway musical 'Les Miserables,' is that it isn't meant to be a movie. Stage and screen are two wildly different mediums, and this adaptation of 'Les Miserables' is so faithful to the musical that its status as a film is hindered. Fans of the stage production will most likely love it. Movie buffs will most likely be unimpressed. Unfortunately, I'm a movie buff and a fan of the original production, so my insides were confused during the entire thing.

The faults are apparent right from the beginning. The plot has to cover a lot of ground, and the musical accomplishes this through continuous singing. On a stage, the actors occupy the same space, so when a character is seen going from place to place within a matter of seconds, it isn't jarring like it is when we go from shot to shot of the character going from one place to another. The result is that, after the opening number, the first twenty minutes of the film is a giant montage. It seems like it is rushing through the plot, because it is.

While the stage musical effectively utilizes sing-through style to get through the many plot points, there are musical moments that are completely useless to the film. Film is a more intimate medium. On stage, the Bishop must sing to Valjean to establish the importance of such a seemingly insignificant character. On film, where we inhabit a real world and see the characters up close, the priest would have been better established through simple dialogue and shot composition. On stage, it's necessary for Marius and Cosette to sing their affection for one another, and it doesn't seem odd that they do so because they occupy such a large space. On film, when the camera is up close and personal, we can establish this connection - and much more effectively - through the characters simply looking at one another. The song, 'A Heart Full of Love,' becomes completely unnecessary, and if a song in a musical isn't absolutely imperative for the character to sing, it should be axed.

One moment where a character singing is imperative is 'I Dreamed a Dream.' Fantine becomes so broken and downtrodden, that there is no other possible way for her to express this than through song. Anne Hathaway performs this singing soliloquy so gorgeously that there wasn't a dry eye in the theater, including mine. It represents moments of greatness that this film attains. Unfortunately, all of those moments are established by actors and not direction.

Let's get this out of the way: Tom Hooper is not a good director. I know he won an Academy Award for direction. That's because the Academy is stupid. 'The King's Speech' was a phenomenal film. It benefited from a tight screenplay with witty dialogue and impeccable performances. Not Tom Hooper's direction. Here, he doesn't benefit from a tight screenplay or dialogue, and the result is sloppy direction and obvious visual motifs. The opening number of the film is set up like this: Shot of Javert looking down on Valjean; Shot of Valjean looking up at Javert; Shot of some prisoner pulling a rope; Shot of Javert looking down on Valjean; Shot of Valjean looking up at Javert; Shot of some prisoner pulling a rope; Shot of Javert looking down on Valjean; etc. etc. etc. We get it. There is a relationship between Valjean and Javert being established, you don't have to be so obvious about it. Another moment comes during 'Stars' sung by Javert on a high ledge that Javert could easily slip off of. Hooper is sure to film Javert's feet walking along it, about to fall. An obvious foreshadow to Javert's ultimate demise. The song consists of Russell Crowe walking back and forth with the camera following him. Can't we just have an actor standing still during a song? And can't we just allow the camera to remain motionless? 'God on High' is another example. The song could've been effective as a simple prayer over Marius' sleeping body. Instead, Hugh Jackman is directed to walk all over the place as he sings, sapping any intimacy right out of the number.

In 'Les Miserables,' Hooper attempts to bring the musical to a softer, grittier level, but the musical is inherently big, bombastic, sappy, and operatic. It is impossible to do a faithful film adaptation if you want the characters to be anything but one dimensional. Tom Hooper's attempt at dimension is to film every ballad close up and in one shot, and to have the characters cry uncontrollably. There are a lot of ballads in 'Les Miserables,' and they are all filmed in this manner. After the twentieth ballad of a character up close and crying like a crazy person, I just wanted to rip my teeth out. You don't have to contort your face and scrunch your eyes together to make 'On My Own' an emotional song. Towards the end, I was getting impatient. I get it, you all know how to cry on cue, you've been doing it the entire film.

There are also moments when characters actively provide exposition through song. Again, this was a necessity of the musical, not for film. We don't need Valjean to sing to us that he's the mayor of the town. All we need is a shot to establish this. Exposition in film shouldn't appear as though the character is explaining something for the audience's benefit. It happens all too often in this film.

Reading this review, it might seem like I just hated this movie. I didn't, though. The theatre nerd within me was nostalgic and giddy. I would actively become excited at a new use of orchestration or the start of a song I really liked. But, ultimately, I would rather have been watching this on stage. It was not movie material. Had there been no stage show, and the composers began writing this material for a film, the final product would have been vastly different. As it is, however, the filmmakers had to remain faithful to the show to please purists and theatre-heads. Those people will be pleased. Movie people? Not so much.


Sunday, December 23, 2012

Movie Review: 'Life of Pi'

by Brian Kesler 

5/5 stars

WARNING: Spoilers Abound

There are two basic stories about the creation of life. In one, life began with a single celled organism that separated in two. In the other, God created Adam, and from Adam's rib created Eve. They are both true. One story represents the factual truth, but the other provides an emotional connection to the creation of life.

The underlying message of 'Life of Pi' is that, while religious text and belief might be impossibly fantastical, it provides a fuller, more emotional understanding of life and the human spirit. The film accomplishes this through a "plot twist" that may leave some viewers let down. But it is the pivotal moment in understanding the underlying thematic core of the character and his journey of survival.

The film opens with our protagonist revealing the story of how he took on his name: Pi. He took the name after the irrational mathematical number used to measure the distance in a circle. The number has so many decimal places that it is nearly impossible for the human mind to comprehend, which is why the number is represented by a symbol and often shortened to a comprehensible three digits. This sets the story up, symbolically, and foreshadows the nature of the story we are about to see.

Pi and his family are traveling from their native India, where they owned and operated a zoo, to Canada, with many of the zoo animals on board for sale in America. A storm hits and the boat sinks, killing Pi's family, and the entire crew of the ship. The only surviving members are Pi and a few of the zoo animals, who congregate on a life boat. The animals include a zebra, an orangutang, and a hyena. Pi witnesses the hyena attack and kill the zebra and, eventually, the orangutang. Then, suddenly, a tiger emerges from a clandestine section of the life boat and kills the hyena. The rest of the film involves Pi struggling for survival in the middle of the Pacific and setting up territorial dominance over the tiger, eventually leading to peace between the two.

With the wrong director, this film could have been a bombastic blockbuster with no soul, but the poetic quietude of Ang Lee gives the film an emotional current which propels the adventures of Pi and his tiger, whose name is Richard Parker, to a more substantial level. The visual impact of the film is truly wondrous. Since the 1960s, color in film has not been a major factor in story development, but with the influence of Pixar, and their invention of the color script, the use of color in film has become a distinguishing factor in the filmmaking trends of the new decade. Color is used here to heighten Pi's journey and to establish important plot developments. It's also just awesome to look at. The isolation of Pi and the dynamic between he and Richard Parker are represented by the merging mirror reflection of sky and sea.

This reflection is symbolically important. When Pi finally reaches the Mexican shore and recovers, he is asked to recount his journey. His story is met with skepticism and disapproval, and he is pressured to tell the "truth." Pi, then, tells another story - one in which some of the crew members of the ship, and his mother, were on the life boat with him and horrors ensued. From Ang's directorial directness, we know that this new story is actually what happened, and that the story we've invested ourselves in was only invented by Pi as a way to overcome the harsh realities of his actual journey - just like the number 3.14 is represented by a symbol as the complexity of the number surpasses human comprehension. In the context of understanding the reality of what happened, the tiger represents a dimension of Pi's character: his anger, his impatience, his animalistic simplicity. These are all things Pi must overcome. To survive, he must discipline himself and learn to control his emotional insecurity. This is represented by Pi's efforts to tame Richard Parker.

By the end of the film, an adult Pi asks a listener, whom he had conveyed both stories, which one he preferred. The listener draws parallels between the two stories and, after a thought, firmly confirms that he prefers the story with the tiger. It is important to note that Pi regards both stories as the truth. One is the factual truth, while the other is the thematic truth. Just like the story of the creation of life, we are more emotionally invested in the thematic truth, because of the parallels and underlying symbolism. 'Life of Pi' is one of the best films of the year.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Movie Reviews: Nine Random Samplings of the Summer

by Jack Garcia

So, I haven't written a review since June 14th.  Luckily Brian reviewed some of the bigger summer movies like The Amazing Spiderman, The Dark Knight Rises and Brave on July 22nd.  But I've been really lazy.  And there were so many movies that I wanted to see and never got around to seeing.  Like Magic Mike.  What kind of a gay man am I if I missed Magic Mike?  Oh well.  There's always Red Box and the privacy of my own home.

And remember, I'm not Brian.  He uses the star system like a legit movie critic.  I'm just a nobody so I rate on an awful, average, admirable and awesome scale.  I also like alliteration.

Rock of Ages AVERAGE

Julianne Hough stars in the screen adaptation of the hit Broadway musical of the same name.  The story is nothing to shout about.  A small town girl takes a bus to Los Angeles because she wants to be a big star, but winds up instead as a waitress in a cool bar where she finds love.  Remind anyone of Christina Aguilera's Burlesque?  Luckily the movie is funny enough to get you through it and most of the 80s rock covers are pretty entertaining (although I'm not the biggest fan of Hough's thin voice).  Also Tom Cruise shows up as the legendary rocker Stacee Jaxx and ultimately steals the show.  Who knew he could sing?

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World ADMIRABLE

I really liked this movie!  There were just a few parts that I didn't think fit in with the whole, or else I would have rated this one "awesome."  Steve Carell plays Dodge, a man whose wife runs out on him when it's announced that the end of the world is near.  He soon meets Penny (Keira Knightley), a much younger woman, and the two embark on a strange apocalyptic journey to say goodbye to their families.  The film is a lighthearted look at humanity and even on the brink of extinction there are a lot of laughs.  But the film also manages to connect on deeper levels and the ending had me in tears.  Kudos to Lorene Scafaria who both wrote and directed.

Ted ADMIRABLE

From Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, comes a movie about a little boy and his magical, talking teddy bear, Ted (Seth MacFarlane himself). Except for now they've both grown up and the novelty has kind of worn off.  John (Mark Wahlberg) is the grown-up man-boy and his girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), wants the relationship to get more serious but Ted just keeps getting in the way.  The jokes are all funny with a comedic style perfectly in league with Family Guy, and while I was completely in stitches over the crude, off-color gags, I also found myself attached to the furry CGI character enough to be genuinely sad at the prospect of his demise.  I kinda wanna wish for a talking teddy bear now... oh, and a visit from Flash Gordon.

Savages AVERAGE

Directed by Oliver Stone, the movie stars Blake Lively as O, a woman in love with two men who are deeply involved in the drug trade of California.  Yes, I said drugs.  Lots of marijuana smoking.  And yes, I said she's in love with two men:  Chon (Taylor Kitsch), the strong ex-soldier and Ben (Aaron Johnson), the sensitive hippie-type.  And let me tell you, the scenes with the three of them are smoking hot!  The rest of the film involves another drug cartel from Mexico--led by the villainous Elena (Salma Hayek)--trying to move in on them.  Things get crazy and violent, but mostly the film is a lot of style and a little substance.  Oh, and there's a horrible fake-out at the end.  Trust me.  You'll be annoyed.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days AWFUL

The popular books are back on the big screen, and the result gets worse each time.  Wimpy Greg Heffley (Zachary Gordon) wants to play video games all summer but his dad (Steve Zahn) wants him to get outdoors and his mom (Rachael Harris) wants him to read classic novels.  So what does he do?  He hangs out with his tubby pal Rowley (Robert Capron) at the country club where of course embarrassing and outrageous scenarios play out.  These things are meant to be funny, but mostly they just gave me a headache.  The story meanders all over the place without any sense of purpose and the dog mentioned in the movie title is hardly significant at all.

Hope Springs ADMIRABLE

Meryl Streep plays Kay, an older woman, who feels like her husband, Arnold (Tommy Lee Jones), is growing distant.  He no longer sleeps in the same bedroom and she's longing for intimacy.  She convinces him to go with her to a week-long couple's retreat in Maine to undergo therapy with Dr. Feld (Steve Carell).  The performances by the three main characters are very controlled and nuanced and the film has a very intimate feel as we watch them struggle in their counseling sessions.  Sometimes it feels almost too personal.  Like we're intruding.  Still, there are moments of humor and something very beautiful about watching them learn to love again.  My only real complaint is that the soundtrack was cluttered with out-of-place girly pop music, as if this were a feminine hygiene commercial.

ParaNorman AWESOME!

Norman (Kodi Smit-McPhee) is a boy who talks to ghosts.  Or rather, they talk to him whether he likes it or not and the kids in school make fun of him for it.  His parents don't get him either.  But when a witch unleashes a terrible curse--bringing zombies up out of the ground--it's up to Norman to save the day along with his sister (Anna Kendrick), his new friend (Tucker Albrizzi), the school bully (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) and a high school jock (Casey Affleck).  The story deals at its core with issues of bullying and acceptance... and it's not just Norman who's misunderstood.  There is some very gutsy storytelling, fantastic stop-animation, plenty of horror movie references and the end had me in tears.  I loved it!

Lawless ADMIRABLE

The Bondurant Brothers--Jack (Shia LaBeouf), Forrest (Tom Hardy) and Howard (Jason Clarke)--are bootleggers believed to be immortal in their small town in prohibition-era Virginia.  But everything changes when a new deputy (Guy Pearce) moves into town and tries to take control.  Jessica Chastain plays Maggie, a quiet city girl who finds solace in the equally stoic Forrest and Mia Wasikowska plays Bertha, the daughter of a preacher who young Jack falls in love with.  LaBeouf does a fantastic job with his role, imbuing Jack with both an innocence and ambition which causes him to want more than he can handle.  The film is very violent, which I don't necessarily mind, but it becomes almost nonstop and loses some of its ability to be truly affecting.  Still, a good movie with solid performances.

The Possession AVERAGE

Sure, this ain't The Exorcist, but I quite enjoyed watching this movie.  Newly divorced Clyde (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Stephanie (Kyra Sedgwick) are trying to make the transition easy on their two daughters, Hannah (Madison Davenport) and Em (Natasha Calis).  But when Em buys a mysterious box from a yard sale, she unknowingly releases a demon who begins to possess her body.  The look of the film is very sleek, with good camerawork, effects, and interesting abrupt cuts, however, some of the performances aren't quite up to snuff and most of the film follows the horror formula to a tee.  Overall though I thought the tension built to a pretty satisfying climax with fun scares and even some humor along the way.  Come to think of it, I've never seen a Jewish exorcism before...

Friday, August 31, 2012

Making the Case that Disney is Liberal

by BRIAN KESLER

People tend to like Disney and Pixar movies. Both studios promote family-friendly, high quality entertainment. I view both Disney and Pixar films, in general, to be works of art - like any other film. And like any other work of art, they usually have strong (or sometimes subtle) social commentary. I never rate a film based on its political ideologies. 'The Dark Knight Rises' is a harsh repudiation of far left radicalism, whereas 'Spirited Away' is skeptical of capitalism and saddened by people's impact on the environment. I love both movies. But, it is fun and thought provoking to evaluate the implications of films. Now, while I think you could make the case that Disney has traces of conservative propaganda (feminists especially like to think so), I don't think it's out of the ordinary to suggest that - as a whole - Disney promotes and encourages liberal ideologies. Starting with:


Animals and Nature

'Bambi' is a perfect place to start. 'Bambi' is an animal rights activist's and conservationist's wet dream. The villain in 'Bambi' (named one of the all time greatest villains by AFI) is ... man. Yup. The entire human race is the bad guy in 'Bambi.' You never see or hear man, because Disney intended to dehumanize us, make us see the consequences of our actions from the point of view of the animals. Bambi's mother is shot by hunters and Bambi is left all alone, defenseless and motherless, and we're left to ponder why anyone would do that to poor Bambi. Obviously, we're supposed to feel sympathy to the animal at this point. But, it isn't only hunting that is chastised. Human impact on the earth is dealt with too. In the final act of 'Bambi,' campers inadvertently start a wildfire that spreads and destroys most of the forest. The fire separates little animal families, kills many of them, and destroys the homes and food supply of the rest.

In 'Wall*E,' which I'll talk about in a later segment as well, human consumption on earth leads to a future of endless piles of filth with no signs of sustainable life. The little trash compacting robot, the only entity left on earth after humans abandon it rather than attempt to make things better, finds the last living plant and through the rest of the movie he protects it as a sacred treasure.

In 'The Little Mermaid,' the chef is seen as a sadist when he gleefully chops off the heads of fish with a clever.

In 'Lady and the Tramp,' the pound is seen as an antagonistic entity. Animals are also seen as more resourceful than humans. When Lady senses a rat in the baby's room, the house sitter punishes her for barking too much. Lady must find a way to escape her chains before the baby gets bitten.

In 'The Lion King,' the opening song is "The Circle of Life," suggesting we are all connected to one another and to the earth.

In 'Pocahontas,' the title characters sings, "How high does the Sycamore grow? If you cut it down, then you'll never know." The Native Americans are seen as having a more nourishing connection with their surroundings, whereas the Englishman chop down trees and raid the land looking for gold.

In 'Dumbo,' mother elephant tries desperately to protect her child and the humans unjustly lock her up and separate her from her infant.

All the Disney princesses are friends with the animals, including birds, deer, squirrels, etc. For instance, Cinderella befriends the mice and her evil stepsisters try to kill them.

In '101 Dalmations,' the villain is the vain, fur-wearing Cruella de Ville, who wants nothing less than a beautiful coat of dog fur.

In 'The Fox and the Hound,' the two animals try to be friends, but because of a hunter's training of the dog, the two become fierce enemies.

In 'Finding Nemo,' the fish in the tank have gone insane with envy of ocean fish, and plot to escape.


Child and Parent Relations

While 'Pinocchio' deals with scaring little children into being good little boys and girls, most Disney movies tend to chastise parents for having too firm a grip on their child.

In 'The Little Mermaid,' Ariel wants to explore the shore and marry Prince Eric. Her father, however, strictly forbids it. He is overprotective and limits her freedoms of who she may or may not love. She must marry a merman. In 'Finding Nemo,' Marlin is overwhelmingly protective of Nemo, and won't let him out of his sight. In both films, the parents' relentless dictation ends up causing their children to rebel, which inevitably makes things worse. Both films end with the parents realizing that if only they let their kids go out into the world and explore and be themselves, the whole thing wouldn't have happened.

In a more drastic version of this story, 'Tangled' shows a mother locking her daughter up in a tower and forcing her to live there her entire life. The mother ends up being the villain and the daughter goes out into the world where the dangers are made up for by the human connections and experiences. The same sort of thing can be seen in 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame,' where the villain is, in fact, Quasimodo's parental guardian, who forces him to stay in the bell tower, hidden from the world. Doing so only advances people's fear of the bell ringer as they come up with all kinds of stories and legends about the unknown man.

In 'Sleeping Beauty,' the prince's father tells his son he cannot see his new girlfriend. The three fairies, likewise, tell Briar Rose she can't see her new suitor. This causes Briar Rose unhappiness and puts her and the Prince in Melificent's snare - where they both get caught. When the three fairies realize that Rose was actually in love with the Prince, they realize that they shouldn't have meddled with the love affair in the first place. They only made things worse.

Parents with an especially firm grip are seen as downright evil. The Stepmother in 'Cinderella' forces the title character to clean and work for her. The inequality in which she treats her children, favoring the other two, causes the stepsisters to become spoiled brats and emotionally damages Cinderella.

In 'Mary Poppins,' Julie Andrews is a nanny who comes to reconcile an estranged father to his children. The father has no imagination, and isn't any fun to be around. He treats his children with an uptight formality, and discourages their wild fancies and eager spirits. Everything revolves around money to him.


Being Yourself and Whatever You Want to Be

In Disney movies, there is a great deal of pretense, and the pretense almost always turns out badly.

In 'Aladdin,' the title character tries to manipulate a girl into liking him, and her father into approving their marriage. This leads to lies and betrayal and the damage is only repaired when Aladdin can be himself. In the end, the Sultan realizes how much he likes the boy and cuts down social barriers by dismissing a conservative law.

In 'Dumbo,' the title character is relentlessly made fun of for his oversized ears. Eventually, he learns to use his assets to his advantage and learns to be happy with who he is. This stresses that people come in all shapes and sizes and we shouldn't put anyone down for it.

In 'Ratatouille,' rather than accept his lot in life, the rat Remmy goes out of his way to be a chef, because it's the only thing he's ever wanted to be. Although people put him down at every turn, he pushes his dream until he changes preconceptions.

There are endless Disney songs which enthusiastically decree that any goal is attainable and that you can be whoever you want to be. 'When You Wish Upon a Star,' 'A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes,' 'Part of Your World,' etc.


Consumerism is Bad

In Disney movies, Consumerism and Big Business are generally seen as not good.

In 'Wall*E,' the corporation BnL gets so large that it starts to control the American Government, and eventually the world, until people are living in Fascism. People are told what to buy, what to eat, what colors to like, what things they need for their home, etc. People are unable to think for themselves because of the relentless advertisements that they are constantly attacked with. On top of that, people are totally unaware of their surroundings, they're lazy, and they're generally unintelligent. Consumerism also causes the destruction of the earth. Humans must leave earth because they've burned through every resource in their need to have and buy things all the time. Things are only set right again when the humans eventually decide to let go of their possessions, overtake the brainwashing corporation, and rebuild plant life on earth.

In 'Mary Poppins,' Julie Andrews sings 'Feed the Birds,' which gives the children a choice between investing their money in the bank, as the money hungry big business bankers want, or having charity upon a poor woman in the street selling her wares. When the children decide to feed the birds, it upsets the bankers who manipulate the little boy until he finally gives them his coin - the bankers licking their chops all the while. Only after he gives them his coin does he realize he's been duped, but the bankers refuse to give his money back.

In 'Monster's Inc.,' the Monsters scare children as a source of energy. When some of the monsters start to realize the immorality of getting energy from a child's scream, they are hunted down by their own corporation. It is only when the monsters find alternative sources of energy and the corporate head honcho is revealed to be a liar and scum bag that things are well again.

In 'Beauty and the Beast,' the Beast is punished with a curse because of his vanity, his greed, and his inability to use his money for those less fortunate rather than his own selfishness.

In 'Pocahontas,' as mentioned earlier, the villain wants gold and is willing to rape the land and go to war with the Native Americans in order to get it.


While Feminists have a problem with the portrayal of women in Disney films, it is safe to say that overall, Disney has a liberal ideology. Disney films decry animal cruelty, promote environmentalism, caricature big business, abhor consumerism, chastise parents who are too strict and conservative with their children, and encourage people to go after their dreams and be who they want to be. 




Friday, August 24, 2012

Listmania! Worst Best Picture Winners

by BRIAN KESLER

A friend asked me for my least favorite Best Picture Winners today, and it gave me the idea to do a Listmania! on the subject. There are a lot of bad Best Picture Winners. Not all of them are bad movies, exactly, but most of them are bad choices. Why? Because movies with momentum and popularity at a certain time don't necessarily age well. In fact, I would say they age less gracefully than usual. Why? Because they cater to a specific audiences' wants and needs of a certain era. With almost all of the movies on this list, I am judging the win to be miscalculated due to competition - in fact, I LOVE some of the movies on this list, but they won against better movies. The list is in alphabetical order.


'Around the World in 80 Days' - This cheesy and unfortunate film version of Jules Vern's novel had stiff competition that year. 'Giant,' and 'The Ten Commandments.' Some might also consider 'The King and I' stiff competition, but movies about Christian white women teaching barbaric Buddhist Asians how to be human beings instead of animals aren't really my thing.

'Crash' - A preachy, cliched, and poorly edited film about intolerance won against a groundbreaking and beautifully shot film with pitch perfect performances and one of the best screenplays ever written: 'Brokeback Mountain.' Huge snub. I jumped out of my seat in disbelief when Jack Nicholson announced the winner. The audience mostly did too.

'Dances with Wolves' - A good film, but winning against a masterpiece from Martin Scorsese, 'Goodfellas.' This has gone down as one of the biggest snubs in the history of the Academy.

'The Departed' - After the aforementioned snub, and feeling like Scorsese might die soon and they need to give him an Academy Award sometime, the Academy finally blessed the gifted director for one of his least liked films. Considering 'Letters from Iwo Jima' and 'Little Miss Sunshine' were fellow nominees, this pity win was less than satisfactory.

'Driving Miss Daisy' - This is the most uncontroversial, mellow social commentary on race disparity I have ever seen. This movie is filmed with a rose-colored lens and treats racism like something sweet and nostalgic. Oh, those old people from the south. They're so cute when they're racist. Oh, the old woman learned to love her driver even though he's black. That's sweet. The irony is that Spike Lee's culturally significant and daring, 'Do the Right Thing' wasn't even given a nomination. The other Best Picture nominees, however, make this win even more incredulous. 'Born on the Fourth of July,' 'My Left Foot,' 'Field of Dreams,' and 'Dead Poets Society.' All things considered, this is one of, but not the, worst Best Picture winners in the history of the awards.

'Forest Gump' - I love this movie. I truly do. I love Tom Hanks in this movie. I love the lightness of the film and the fun it pokes at history and the groundbreaking special effects it uses to do so. However, this film went up against 'The Shawshank Redemption.' Oh, and 'Pulp Fiction.' To put it in perspective, 'The Shawshank Redemption' is listed as IMDB's number 1 movie, voted by users. And 'Pulp Fiction'.... need I say more?

'Gentleman's Agreement' - Considering this film went up against David Lean's 'Great Expectations,' and considering that David Lean is one of my favorite directors and Charles Dickens one of my favorite novelists, and considering the two of them combined makes for a happy Brian .... this is a no brainer. Also, 'Miracle on 34th Street.'

'Gigi' - Not that it had stiff competition - 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof' is a great film, though. I just don't really love 'Gigi.' Not my favorite MGM musical. And old men singing about little girls is just creepy.

'The Greatest Show on Earth' - I'm going to say it. This is the worst Best Picture Winner of them all. Imagine a bloated, 3 hour commercial for the Ringling Bros. Circus staring Jimmy Stewart, Charlton Heston, and Betty Hutton. This is that commercial, directed by the sloppy hand of Cecil B. DeMille, this movie is an abomination that should burn in Hell where it belongs.

'Hamlet' - 'The Red Shoes' has become, in many ways, the ultimate classic. Martin Scorsese praises it as his favorite movie, and people have become dangerously obsessed with the Archers' technicolor masterpiece. It is THE "composed picture" (a movie with the perfect combination of visuals, colors, sound, music, editing, movement, acting, and dialogue). That is why 'Hamlet' seems an odd choice.

'How Green was my Valley' - A sappy and preachy movie that won against 'The Maltese Falcon' and  ... wait for it ..... 'Citizen "FREAKING" Kane'! Yeah, that movie that's deemed the best movie of all time. Orson Welles' visual and character masterpiece that has and will forever haunt movie watchers with its intricate cinematography and dark portrait of the American Dream. That one. It lost.

'Kramer Vs. Kramer' - A good, if not sentimental, movie with demanding performances from Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman, 'Kramer Vs. Kramer' took the award against Bob Fosse's final film, 'All that Jazz' and Francis Ford Coppola's daring and astonishing Vietnam War epic, 'Apocalypse Now.'

'A Man for All Seasons' - 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf,' the first film from Mike Nichols, with brilliant photography, a nearly perfect screenplay, and divine performances from Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, was passed up for this good, but somewhat forgettable, film.

'Ordinary People' - I'll admit I've never seen 'Ordinary People,' so it's probably inappropriate for me to suggest that 'Raging Bull' was snubbed. But ... 'Raging Bull' was snubbed. Martin Scorsese's tale of the rise and fall of a boxer's professional and personal life is beautifully photographed and was honored by AFI by being named one of the top ten films of all time. Where was 'Ordinary People' on the top 100 list? Nowhere. Come to think of it, have you ever seen 'Ordinary People' on any Best-of list?

'Out of Africa' - Steven Spielberg's powerful adaptation of Alice Walker's 'The Color Purple,' received eleven nominations and received exactly zero awards. It was an unfortunate snub for the best movie of that year.

'Rocky' - You're shocked, I know. Let me first say that I love 'Rocky,' and that it does fall somewhere on my favorite movies list. However, 'Network' is higher up on that list and 'Taxi Driver' is my favorite Martin Scorsese movie ever made, falls in my top ten ever list, and is the biggest snub of Scorsese's career.

'Shakespeare in Love' - Harvey Weinstein has the system rigged nowadays, and does anything possible to get his films nominated, if not selected as the Best Picture of the Year. There is more in the way of business, politics, and money that selects the winners and less in the way of artistic integrity. 'The Thin Red Line' and 'Saving Private Ryan' are both far superior films. For that matter, so are 'Life is Beautiful' and 'Elizabeth.' There is an audible gasp from the audience at the Oscars ceremony when 'Shakespeare in Love' is announced the winner. It set a new beginning for swindling and campaigning a movie to win. By the way, it is not required for the voters to actually watch the complete list of nominees. What a great system.





Sunday, July 22, 2012

Movie Reviews: 'The Dark Knight Rises'; 'The Amazing Spiderman'; 'Brave'


I've missed a few weeks, so I'm consolidating and posting three reviews today.




'The Dark Knight Rises' 

Rating: 4.5/5

I had to watch 'The Dark Knight Rises' twice before I could feel confident in how many stars to give it. Movie reviews are very objective, particularly the rating. When I first saw the movie I was shocked with how well it lined up with the first film in the trilogy, 'Batman Begins,' rather than continue the psychological darkness of the second film, 'The Dark Knight.' I gave 'The Dark Knight' 5/5 and, in my mind, I couldn't possibly see how I could give this film anything higher than 3.5/5. It had let me down. It wasn't 'The Dark Knight!' When I saw it the second time, however, and gotten over the tie-ins to 'Batman Begins,' I was able to see the film for what it is: A tightly plotted thriller and mystery with a great twist and a remarkable climax. I was ready to give it 5/5 after the second viewing, but there was still the issue of 'The Dark Knight,' which is a masterpiece. So, with the ratings of the two films sitting next to each other, I bumped the rating down to 4.5/5.

The film's timeline is very ambitious. It starts a full eight years from the last movie. The batman no longer exists, Bruce Wayne is a cripple and a shut-in. Gotham has seen nearly eight years of almost no crime due to the Dent Act, which detective James Gordon and the mayor were able to get passed by using the Batman as a scapegoat, suggesting he murdered a "heroic" Harvey Dent. Of course, we know otherwise, but the ends - in Gordon's and Wayne's minds - justify the means.

Of course, good things cannot last, and there is a new threat to Gotham. A bulky man with a Darth Vader-esque mouth piece named Bane and his gang of suicidal terrorists. Bane seems to be working for a man within Wayne enterprises, who in turn hires a young woman with acrobatic skills and a knack for robbery. This is Catwoman, although she is never called that, and may not even call herself that. Her costume is very creative in giving us the clue to her Comic Book association. Catwoman, or Selina Kyle, grew up with nothing and steals only from the wealthy, who she thinks deserve it. In a conversation with Bruce Wayne, she tells him, "There's a storm coming, Mr Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."

Which brings me to the real juice running the plot of the movie. What Selina Kyle was talking about was a revolution. In fact, this movie is - in a way - an allegory of the Occupy Wall Street movement and the perpetual fight against class warfare, which the movie seems to tell us threatens our way of living and the very fabric of America. We see an all-American football field destroyed juxtaposed to the sound of a young boy singing the 'Star Spangled Banner.' We see the police force trapped underground and torn American flags waving in the wind while Bane promises to give power to the people, offering joint ownership of property, no rich or poor. It seems very much like the Russian Revolution of the 20th Century. The rich are beat upon and thrown out of their homes and sentenced to walk across icy water until their weight forces them through. Anarchy and communism and other far left ideologies are seen as the enemy to America. Are we back to media propaganda from the 1950s?

The story, like the other two films, is intricate and tightly molded. By the time the climax rolls along, the audience is amped and ready, and the final ten or fifteen minutes is an edge-of-your-seat experience. My only beef, as I said previously, are the plot connections (and almost continuation) of the first film. I don't want to give away the twist, but I'll just say that the plan of the bad guys is a retread - though not as frightening or imaginative - as the first film. Some people have found this admirable. I find it to be akin to the second Death Star in 'Return of the Jedi.' You couldn't have done something more original?!

There is no touching 'The Dark Knight.' It is a masterpiece with one of the great performances of any actor in the history of the business. But, as I realized, that shouldn't diminish the quality and scope of this film, which is much lighter than both previous films, and enormously entertaining. See this movie. 


'The Amazing Spiderman' 

Rating: 4/5

As I said, ratings are objective. Do I really think this film is that close to being as good as 'The Dark Knight Rises'? No. But, do I think it's better than most comic book movies? Yes. Do I think it is better than the other 'Spiderman' movies? Mostly. Therefore, comparatively, this film gets a 4/5. Unlike 'The Dark Knight Rises,' the plot is not intricate, the characters not complex, and the film unambitious. However, it is fun as hell and gives us the talents of Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone, both tremendously gifted comedians.

You may ask if there was much of a point in rebooting 'Spiderman,' and the answer would be no. It follows the same basic plot of Sam Raimi's first 'Spiderman,' and isn't quite as good as Raimi's second 'Spiderman.' But, the film has its own qualities to make it shine a bit brighter. Raimi used gifted dramatic actors, Toby Maguire and Kirstin Dunst. Director Mark Webb uses comic actors Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. The tone is considerably lightened. The chemistry between the two is endearing, and the way they play off one another is sharp and uncanny.

Another significant difference is Peter Parker's relationship to his presumed dead father. It gives his character a little more weight than was there previously. The film begins with a prologue involving Parker's father, which is completely unnecessary and diminishes the mystery and lack of knowledge Parker feels about his dad. Something we might have related with had it not been for the prologue.

The Lizard, which is the villain of the film, is uninspired, clunky, and a bit ridiculous. Doc Ock remains the best villain of the 'Spiderman' films, but I'd like to know what it is about the 'Spiderman' universe that makes the villains compelled to have conversations with themselves all the time. It happens in all of them and it's getting on my nerves.

The main reasons to watch this film are for the thrilling action scenes and the chemistry between Garfield and Stone. The film is well photographed and well edited. The action scenes, unlike most movies these days, have clear direction. You can see everything going on and follow it through each cut. Unfortunately, the film is overscored, which removes any weight or tension. But, the brevity supplied by the romantic leads more than makes up for any shortcomings this film may have.


'Brave'

Rating: 3/5

'Brave' is Pixar's most unambitious and traditionally plotted film yet. Which is shocking and sad. I've gotten used to seeing a groundbreaking picture from Pixar every year. Films like 'Toy Story,' 'Monster's Inc.', 'Finding Nemo,' 'Ratatouille,' 'Wall*E,' 'Up,' and 'Toy Story 3,' were not just good movies, they went beyond traditional storytelling to give us unforgettable characters, moving experiences, daunting set pieces, and complex plotting. 'Brave,' however, plays more like a Disney film, and I'm not exactly thrilled with the direction Pixar has been taking the last couple of years - or in the near future.

The film involves a young red-headed Scottish princess, Merida, who wants to ride horses, hunt, fish, and scale cliffs. Her mother wants her to be a proper lady and settle with a husband. And that's, essentially, it. There is a twist I won't divulge, but the twist does little to strengthen the film or add any complexities. I don't think I'll be giving anything away when I tell you that the mother and daughter come to learn from one another and everybody is happy in the end, but the journey they take together is far too sparse and uninspired for them to have learned anything at all. When they get to the necessary part when they see each other's point of view, I don't believe it. I never saw a transition point.

Perhaps the most disappointing aspect of the film is how relatively unadventurous it is. Most of the film takes place indoors, with dark, narrow corridors as a backdrop. When the film takes us outside, it's like a breath of fresh air. But, just as we start taking in the beautifully animated landscapes of Scotland, we're back indoors again, with very little to look at. A lot of the film is nothing but heated conversations which go on far too long and don't accomplish much.

What the film gets right is it's unusual, and often crude, humor. There's a fine line with crude humor in a family film, and Pixar knows exactly where to toe the line and how to keep it from getting out of hand. The foul, filthy, and wildly hot-heated Scottish men are perfect avatars for that sort of humor, as are the three mischievous red-headed little boys. Unfortunately, the humor also goes on too long, with two many brawls between the men, and a very very long sequence in which the little boys trick the men into following them all around castle corridors in pursuit of a bear. These scenes, essentially, reduce Merida's adventure to one or two scenes.

I hope Pixar gets back on track producing groundbreaking films again. With a prequel for 'Monster's Inc.' coming up next year, it doesn't look like it'll be soon.









Saturday, July 7, 2012

Music in Film

I'll often write about the score of a movie in a review or express my frustrations about the scoring of a film with someone. The response is usually a blank expression. Nobody seems to think film scoring is a very important aspect of film. I don't do a great job of trying to explain it myself, either. So, I've decided this is a subject that needs examples and discussion.

I'm going to shock you by saying that a film's musical score is the MOST IMPORTANT aspect to the piece. Yes. More than editing, more than photography, more than acting; where a director chooses to place music, along with the actual dynamic of the score, will wildly alter the finished product. Music is the driving force behind any scene.

This first example is from 'Psycho.' Alfred Hitchcock originally wanted the famous shower sequence to have no score. The composer, Bernard Hermann, wrote music for it anyway and surprised Alfred Hitchcock by showing him the reel with the music. Hitchcock immediately changed his mind, and the rest is history. As you can see, in the video below, Bernard Hermann knew exactly how to drive the impact of the scene even further with music. He took the scene into another realm. He was very careful to choose only string instruments and to stress short, high notes. The shrillness mimics the audience's inner scream, dying to come out. The scene without music lacks this emotional connection between the audience and the actress and becomes simply a series of shots. Even though Janet Leigh's performance is exactly the same in each version, she seems more helpless and frantic in the version with music.

The following video has the scene with and without the music. 




In this example, from 'Beauty and the Beast,' the composer Alan Menken rewrote the score for this particular scene. In the earlier version, the voice-over performances seem flat and sappy. The Beast's death has no impact, and Belle's line, "I love you," falls short of special. In the re-scored version, which is the version you will be familiar with, the acting is more urgent and believable, even though it is the same voice track as before. The brass interlude makes the Beast's words seem more noble rather than sappy, and his death itself has a big emotional punch. Belle's words, "I love you," are genuine and powerful. Again, same voice track, different score. The score always overpowers and often guides the performances. That is why it is so important to get the score just right.

This clip has Menken's original, lackluster score. 



This clip has the reworked score as seen in the movie. Go to the 3:00 minute mark.



While music can make a scene more powerful, it can also strain the essence of a scene out completely. In another Hitchcock movie, North by Northwest, Hitchcock did the reverse of his music choice in 'Psycho.' The cropduster sequence originally had music, written by the incomparable Bernard Hermann. After watching the scene again and again, Hitchcock decided to cut the music, and that decision made the scene the famous action sequence it is. The music overpowers the sequence, over-bloats it. Without music, Hitchcock stresses the isolation of our hero and the absence of shelter or safety.

This video is the scene with the music. 



This is the version seen in the film, without a score at all.



Nowadays, movies are cluttered with an endless array of noise. At the Academy Awards, people often overlook the sound editing and sound mixing awards, and for good reason. With music in nearly every scene of a movie these days, it's hard to tell anything about the sound of a film at all. It didn't used to be like that. '2001: A Space Odyssey' is famous for its music, but it also restrains itself in favor of building tension through silence and placing the audience in certain environments through sound. In the first sequence, notice the change in ambiance from shots within Dave's pod, to shots within the space shuttle, to shots in Space. Through this technique, Kubrick highlights the technological gadgetry of the pod, the terrifying power of HAL 9000 within the shuttle, and the empty vacuum of Space.



In the second sequence, notice how the sound effects build and become louder until Dave explodes into the airlock. The sound effects in the beginning of the scene build tension and the stark shift to silence is unsettling, as the tension never came to a conclusion.




In this scene from 'The Empire Strikes Back,' Luke and Vader have a lightsaber duel in a freezing chamber. Notice the ambiance of the chamber, the tense buzz of the sabers, and the haunting breathing of Vader. As the battle builds, notice the building sound effects: Beeps, smoke, etc. The sound is used to drive the scene. Notice how much more this lightsaber battle has to offer on an emotional level than the second scene, from the newer 'Star Wars' films. The second battle is cluttered with score and bloated sword fighting and carries no emotional impact whatsoever. 

The scoreless and emotionally charged lightsaber battle of 'The Empire Strikes Back.'



The over scored, flashy, brain-dead lightsaber battle from 'Phantom Menace.'



Sometimes, directors and composers mistakenly believe that an emotional performance from an actor requires an emotional score to accompany it. In almost all cases, the score over powers the scene and the raw quality of the performance is lost completely. In this scene, from the 'Godfather: Part II,' tension is built entirely from the performances and nothing else. Notice how Diane Keaton and Al Pacino play off one another's performances, and the raw emotionality each displays. Music would have killed this scene.



Now, maybe you'll see what I mean when I talk about and complain over the music in a film. It really is the most important part of the filmmaking process. It will make or break the film.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Listmania! My Favorite Movies

by Brian Kesler

I'm often asked what my favorite movie is and I usually stutter and run through a Rolodex in my mind, scrambling to decide between hundreds of wonderful films. So I finally wrote out the first 100 movies that came to my mind. Some I may have seen last week, others are films I've seen two or three times. I've grouped the top ten, which are some of the films with the rare distinction of being seen by me more than two or three times. The rest are in alphabetical order, since ranking so many great films seems somewhat pointless. If it isn't on the list, I probably haven't seen it (believe it or not) or it wasn't in the first 100 to come to mind. The list only includes English-language films, which is why favorites like 'Spirited Away' and 'M' don't appear.


TOP TEN

Dave attempts to dismantle the Super Computer HAL 9000, after going rogue.
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

"Open the pod bay doors, Hal." 

Kubrick's best film and one of the most ambitious movies ever made. A critical bomb in it's time, Space Odyssey is now generally considered the best science fiction film. Of all the films parodied in pop culture, none is parodied as much as this one. The photography, editing, sound design, and music all come together perfectly to create one of the most haunting portraits of life on earth: Our roots, our future, our aspirations, and our pitfalls.


Marlon Brando must be "Terminated, with extreme prejudice."
Apocalypse Now (1979)

"The horror. The horror."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

The most interesting and bizarre of all Vietnam War movies, director Coppola struggled with a thin story provided by George Lucas and wrote the film day by day, as they were filming. The movie is obviously a retread of 'Heart of Darkness,' and Marlon Brando's barely seen performance is one of the cinema's greats.



The Beast becomes a handsome prince in one of the great animation sequences.
Beauty and the Beast (1991)

"Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the beast." 

Along with 'The Little Mermaid,' this Disney film helped revitalize animation from the dark decades of the 70s and 80s. With the help of computers, the animation is seamless and looks much like the oil painted animated films from the 40s and 50s. The musical numbers are phenomenal, and the characters are unforgettable. This is the only animated film to be nominated for best picture in a category of five.



Ilse listens to Sam play 'As Time Goes By' as memories stew over in her mind.
Casablanca (1942)

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

One of the most culturally important films, 'Casablanca' struck a nerve with audiences during World War II and has remained an insightful piece on American optimism during a terrible time. Bergman and Bogart remain one of the great screen couples, and who can forget the many famous lines, such as "Play it, Sam," "Here's looking at you kid," and my favorite, "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." 





Orson Welles plays a newspaper mogul and politician at various stages of his life.
Citizen Kane (1942)

"Rosebud!"

A perfect composition. Orson Welles set out to utilize the illusion of camerawork and editing like nobody in Hollywood had ever done. His use of camera movement evolved the medium of film more than any movie since 'Birth of a Nation.' The story is phenomenal as well. Using the gimmick 'Rosebud,' Welles paints the portrait of a man from childhood to death, breaking down cliches and melodrama and focusing on the nature of human behavior and the drive that keeps us going. Rosebud turns out to be nothing relevant at all, but the questions it asks of us are deep and personal.



Darth Vader offers Luke Skywalker an escape: Join the Dark Side.
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

"I am your father."

The best of the 'Star Wars' films is full of creative and bizarre creatures, planets, spaceships, and battles. The story is incredibly week and consists of nothing but Luke training with Yoda to become a Jedi while Han and Leia are being chased across the galaxy by Darth Vader and the Empire. But the visuals, the characters, and the nature of the film are haunting. Take, for instance, a scene of Luke climbing through a swampy forest to find Darth Vader in a cave. Luke decapitates the villain and the helmet explodes to reveal Luke's face underneath. The composition of colors and lighting are some of the best in all filmdom. A lightsaber battle in a freezing chamber shows contrast with blues and oranges and the sets are immaculately detailed. Probably what makes the 'Star Wars' universe so compelling is the lived-in nature of it. Everything seems completely logistical and, more importantly, used. The spaceships are dirty, the droids have dents, etc. I often say I don't need a movie to be realistic, just believable.



Buster Keaton attempts to move a block of wood in his path.
The General (1926)

Buster Keaton is probably the great filmmaker of all time. He directed and starred in nearly all his films and performed his own stunts to boot - of which became more and more dangerous and more and more hilarious. Here he plays a young Southerner turned away from the Confederate Army. The girl of his dreams refuses to court him unless he proves his loyalty to the South, the result is a series of gags, stunts, and comic genius never matched.






Michael Corleone thinks of his life and wonders what could've been done differently.
The Godfather: Part II (1974)

"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart." 

The best of all the Godfather films, 'The Godfather: Part II' is an epic of family relations and criminal behavior in two decades, the turn of the 20th century, and the middle of the 20th century. As Vito and Michael, dons of the Family in the two decades, respectively, make similar choices, the outcomes are vastly different. Vito brings his family closer and Michael tears his family apart. Diane Keaton gives one of her best performances, as well as Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro.



A stuffed owl haunts an odd conversation. Its shadows predict impending doom.
Psycho (1960)

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

Hitchcock's greatest film is also his most bizarre. 'Psycho' is generally seen as the mother of all horror films, but it is so much more. It's a look into the desperate lives of two people who cross paths and learn from one another. It's a character study of a man looking for approval and guilty over his lust. The score is one of the all time greats, and the photography is the best of all Hitchcock movies.



Norma Desmond descends the staircase in a fit of desperation, watched by a bewildered crowd.
Sunset Blvd. (1950)

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small." 

One of the first films to cast Hollywood in a dark light. The story of Norma Desmond, famed star of yesteryear, desperate to make a comeback (she hates that word, it's a return!) is sad, disturbing, and intriguing. But worse is the washed up screenwriter, played by Holden, who takes advantage of her desperation for his own benefit. The black and white cinematography is gorgeous, and Gloria Swanson gives one of the most memorable performances in screen history.



Lonely Travis Bickle asks his reflection, "You talking to me?" as he plots to assassinate a politician.
Taxi Driver (1976)

"You talking to me? Are you talking to me? Well, there's no one else here."

My favorite of Scorsese's films. I love the Bernard Hermann brass score and the faded 70s colors. I love DeNiro's disturbing performance of an isolationist on the edge, a man so disgusted with the filth and scum prowling the night streets of New York City, that he wills himself into vigilantism. This story is probably very relevant today, when stand your ground laws are being passed without question in state legislatures. The film leaves Travis as a hero, with all the newspapers praising his single handed slaughter of a gang of pimps and pushers. In the last shot, we look into the rear view mirror of Travis' taxi, and for a brief flicker, he looks directly back at us through the mirror. It leaves us asking questions. Should Travis be considered a hero? And will he do it again? And when does it end? Where is the end of vigilantism?


THE REST


12 Angry Men (1957) - "You don't really mean you'll kill me, do you?" A much needed film that reminds us of the vitality of our court system and the important role we as Americans have as jurors.

A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) - "In the beginning didn't God create Adam to love him?" Initially a disappointment, this movie is already being reevaluated by movie buffs and I predict that in another ten years, it'll have quite a large following. Kubrick's story of a robot child, designed to love, asks many questions and leaves them mostly unanswered. The infamous final twenty minutes are very controversial, but are now understood to be vital to the thematic structure of the piece.

Airplane! (1980) - "Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." One of the funniest and most outrageous spoofs. The quick-witted dialogue and out-of-control parody make this a comedic classic.

All That Jazz (1979) - "To be on the wire is life, the rest is waiting." Bob Fosse's semi-autobiographical film of a director who is never satisfied with his work, a man more in control of his actors and dancers than of his own life. The film ends as the director (played by Roy Scheider) attempts to direct his own death. 

All About Eve (1950) - "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night." The famous story of the young starlet replacing the old and fading star. Anne Baxter gives a passable performance as Eve, and Bette Davis, unafraid to utilize her aging features, shines as the great presence she is. 

American Graffiti (1973) - "Your car is uglier than I am!" George Lucas' comedy of a bunch of teenagers cruising the streets in the early 60s. The film takes place in 1962 and utilizes the graduation of these kids as a sort of symbolic reference to the death of innocence that would coincide with the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. 

An American in Paris (1951) - "Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here but it sounds better in French." Vincent Minnelli's colorful musical of romance in Paris. The famous ballet sequence is one of the best filmed dance scenes ever made. 

Annie Hall (1977) - "La-di-da. La-di-da. La la." A hilariously funny movie which innovative techniques such as quick cuts, interviews with characters, talking directly to the camera, and pulling characters into situations by obvious use of the Deus ex machina. The early version of 'Family Guy,' if you will. Hell, the early version of 'Ferris Bueller.'

Arthur (1981) - "You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness." A funny and sweet film about a drunk trying to make sense of life and falling for a girl in the midst of a fixed marriage. Dudley Moore and Liza Minnelli are at the top of their game.

Bambi (1942) - "If you can't say something nice, don't say 'nuttin at all." A milestone of Disney animation in which artists strained and succeeded to animate animals of perfect anatomy even in over-the-top situations. Disney has never seen this level of artistic study since, and it's amazing that a human being with a pencil and paper can capture the movement and nature of an animal with absolute realism. 

Black Narcissus (1947) - "Remember the superior of all is the servant to all." Michael Powell and Emerick Pressberger's film of a group of nuns being infiltrated and threatened with secularism. Very dark material for it's time. 

Blade Runner: The Director's Cut (1982) - "Time to die!" The film flopped in theaters and was resurrected some years later with a director's cut which removed the horrendous voice-over narration initially used and chopped off the final sequence. With only those two adjustments, the film overcame it's idiocy to become one of the most iconic science fiction films ever made. 

Blazing Saddles (1974) - "Are we awake?" "We're not sure ... are we black?" "Yes we are." "Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled." A film so hilarious and ill-humored that it may be too much for modern P.C. audiences. This film is a wonderful example of utilizing humor in the face of adversity to address serious issues and hopefully cause the audience to reevaluate their beliefs. This makes the film not just funny, but also important. 

Blue Velvet (1986) - "That's a human ear all right." Dennis Hopper plays one of the most disturbing villains of all and Laura Dern lights up the screen with her youthful performance. Isabella Rossalini made headlines for her brave performance as an abused and desperate woman driven mad at the kidnapping of her husband and child.

Bonnie and Clyde (1967) - "We rob banks." A hilarious and somewhat sad vision of two people's idea of the American Dream. Warren Beauty and Faye Dunaway.

Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) - "I'm just crazy about Tiffany's." The greatest of all romantic comedies. Audrie Hepburn plays one of literature's most curious characters: Holly Golightly. From Truman Capote's novel. 

The Breakfast Club (1985) - "We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all." A great high school movie about a bunch of kids from different backgrounds and different ideals who are forced to spend an entire Saturday in detention with one another. At first focusing on their many differences, they soon realize they're all very much the same. They all have the same fears, the same dreams, and the same sense of inadequacy that all teenagers have. Adults could learn a little something from this movie. 

Brokeback Mountain (2006) - "I wish I knew how to quit you!" Robbed blind at the Oscars when 'Crash,' albeit a good movie, won Best Picture, this romance of two cowboys who surprise and confuse themselves when they fall in love on a ranch in the early 1960s, is heartbreaking and beautifully shot. Heath Ledger nails his performance and Michelle Williams is pitiable as his wife who witnesses him passionately kissing another man.

Cabaret (1972) "Divine decadence, darling." Liza Minnelli won an Oscar for Bob Fosse's film debut about a night club singer living in Germany during the formation of the Nazi party.

Chinatown (1974) "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown." An old school mystery with a shocking and disturbing twist ending. Jack Nicholson plays Detective Jake who sets out to see if a drought in Los Angeles might be by design.

Chicago (2002) "He only had himself to blame." A flashy musical in the style of Bob Fosse. This Rob Marshall film gets a modern touch with musical numbers set in a fantasyland that intercuts with 1920s Chicago.

City Lights (1931) Charlie Chaplin's best film about people trying to get by during the Great Depression.

A Clockwork Orange (1971) "I was cured, all right." A disturbing look at forced morality. Kubrick takes us into a dystopian future of violence, drugs, and sex. Based on the novel by Anthony Burgess.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) "Have you recently had a close encounter?" Stephen Spielberg's re-imagining of alien abduction casts a friendly light on the aliens. The final sequence is a spectacular special effects climax unlike any other. Richard Dreyfus stars.

The Dark Knight (2008) "Why so serious? Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face." Heath Ledger won an Oscar posthumously for his spine-tingling performance of the Joker, a madman with no real motive but to "watch the world burn."

Donnie Darko (2000) "28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end" This cult phenomenon follows high schooler Donnie has he evades death, sets the world into an alternate reality and must create a wormhole to travel back in time and sacrifice himself for mankind. Daunting, a little bit confusing, and incredibly creative, 'Donnie Darko' is one of the best films of the new century. 

Double Indemnity (1944) "Know why you couldn't figure this one, Keyes? I'll tell ya. 'Cause the guy you were looking for was too close. Right across the desk from ya." "Closer than that Walter." "I love you too." A murder mystery that's told through the perspective of the murderers. This Billy Wilder film is one of his very best.

Dr. Strangelove (1964) "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room." Stanley Kubrick's anti-war comedy involves an army general so frightened of communist infiltration, that he plans an all out nuclear bombing of Russia without the government's consent. Kubrick goes with it for a bit, making it seem much like a serious film, until we get to that great scene when we discover the greatest fear the general has is theft of precious American bodily fluids. Peter Sellers plays multiple roles and is hilarious in every one.

Dumbo (1941) "When I see an elephant fly." Walt Disney's self-proclaimed favorite film, 'Dumbo' is one of the most successful films from the studio, having the distinction of being the only Disney film to have never been out of print. Pink Elephants on Parade is one of the greatest animated sequences of all time.

E.T. (1982) "E.T. phone home." An endearing adventure about the friendship between a boy and his pet alien and their plan to send the alien back home. This film was a blockbuster smash hit and continues to entrance viewers to this day.

The Exorcist (1973) "What an excellent day for an exorcism." One of the only horror films to be nominated for Best Picture. Linda Blair has had trouble escaping from her performance as a little girl possessed by Satan.

Fantasia (1940) A beautiful tapestry of artwork and music and colors and sounds. A flop in its time, a classic today.

Fargo (1996) "So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it" That line is spoken by Francis McDormand in a midwest accent. This Cohen brothers movie is funny and dark and affecting.

Finding Nemo (2004) "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming." A bright and beautiful computer animated film from Pixar. Ellen Degeneres is hilarious as Dory and Albert Brooks gives one of the best voice over performances in animation history as Marlin.

The French Connection (1971) "The son of a bitch is here. I saw him. I'm gonna get him." A story of a detective so obsessed with capturing his villain, he becomes clueless to the damage he's inflicted on those around him.

Funny Girl (1968) "Hello gorgeous." Barbra Streisand's Oscar-winning film debut. She was launched into stardom with her songs 'People' and 'Don't Rain on my Parade,' from this movie.

The Godfather (1972) "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." What sets this apart from other gangster movies is the element of character and family relations. Marlon Brando won an Oscar for Vito Corleone, the Don of the Family. It's a memorable performance.

Gone with the Wind (1939) "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." A technicolor extravaganza complete with romance, fires, explosions, war, death, and gorgeous photography. Adjusted for inflation, 'Gone with the Wind' is considered the biggest box office hit of all time. Based on the popular novel.

The Graduate (1967) "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" Ushering in a new era of film, the Hayes code and the Legion of Decency gone, filmmakers were free to realize their artistic vision and bring any story to the screen they wished. 'The Graduate' was controversial in its day, but it remains one of the best comedies of all time. Not only is the movie hilarious at every step, but it is also constructed nearly perfectly. From the photography to the performances and the contemporary score (unheard of in those days).

Halloween (1978) "What's the boogeyman?" A movie that manages to frighten through tricky lighten and extended shots rather than quick-cutting mayhem and gore. Michael Myers remains the creepiest horror-movie stalker of them all. Jamie Lee Curtis got her start with this low budget sleeper hit.

Harold and Maude (1971) "A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they're not dead really. They're just backing away from life." A cult film with a clear political objective. The film is quirky and sweet, but also controversial, as Harold, 19, becomes romantically entangled with Maude, 80.

Inglorious Basterds (2009) "Wait for the creme." Christoph Waltz is creepily affecting as a Nazi with no patience for those friendly with Jews. Quentin Tarantino's movie asks us 'what if?" What if Hitler were more aggressively stalked and killed before his power became too great?

It Happened One Night (1934) "I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb." Claudette Colbert famously hated working on this film and didn't think much of it. She was surprised, of course, when the film went on to be so successful as to win the Oscar for Best Picture. A great comedy with an innocence sorely missing in today's romantic comedies.

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." This film was propelled into classic stature when a television executive made it tradition to play the movie every year at Christmas time. Jimmy Stewart gives a lovely performance of a man stopped from committing suicide by an angel who shows him what the world might be without him in it.

Lawrence of Arabia (1962) "Nothing is written." The epic to end all epics. Peter O'Tool, Oscarless, plays Lawrence as a homosexual, as it is speculated he was, and creates a portrait of a man so sure of himself, yet unsure of his ethical standing.

Mary Poppins (1964) "Mary Poppins: Practically perfect in every way." Julie Andrews won an Oscar as the magical nanny who brings an estranged father closer to his children.

Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) "Have yourself a merry little Christmas." A great holiday film, Judy Garland met her husband, Vincent Minnelli, through this picture. The story is about the innocent days of the old south.

Metropolis (1927) The most intriguing and ambitious of all silent films. This movie was a breakthrough in special effects and editing techniques. Most of the movie was presumed to have been lost until just recently. Within this decade, this film was completely restored with all the lost footage. For the first time, we saw the film as it was intended to be seen. The restoration was meticulous as well, the picture quality being so pristine, you'd think it was shot yesterday.

Midnight cowboy (1969) The quintessential movie of '60s psychedelia, 'Midnight Cowboy' follows 'The Graduate's' trend of creatively edited montages set to contemporary music. Featuring spot-on and moving performances from Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight, the movie deals with the suppressed homosexuality of the two characters and the sexless bond that forms between them as they try to play pimp and hustler to make ends meet.

Moulin Rouge (2001) "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." Baz Luhrman's musical hit about a young poet and a courtesan who fall in love against the wishes of the Grand Duke and the owner of the Moulin Rouge. Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman star, Jim Broadbent and John Leguizamo co-star.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) "I guess this is just another lost cause." The first film to cast the American government in a dark light, which led to much controversy at the time. A naive young man becomes Senator and decides to draft his very own bill only to find that his bill is being threatened by outside interests infiltrating his own party. A hate letter to corporate influence of Washington, it would be interesting to see what Jimmy Stewart and Frank Capra would have to say about the country post-Citizen's United, where elections are practically bought by corporations.

Network (1976) "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" A nasty look into the corruption of television. Faye Dunaway plays a cutthroat T.V. exec who'll do anything to get ratings, even if it means murder. The film is a satire and severely funny. When Dunaway proposes killing a certain television host, it's as if she's pitching a show idea. The famous line has become politically important today with proponents on both sides of the aisle trying to use it as a catchphrase.

No Country for Old Men (2007) "Call it." Javier Bardem's ruthless and soft spoken villain is genius, as is the Coen brother's sense of pacing. The film is tense, exhilarating, and serious. Based on Cormac McCarthy's novel.

North by Northwest (1959) "That's funny. That plane's dusting craps where there ain't no crops." Hitchcock's most entertaining and action packed film includes a wonderful chase sequence on the Mount Rushmore monument.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) "You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this." Nurse Ratched is a truly frustrating villain. She gives you the same sort of eye bulging anger that Dolores Umbridge does in the Harry Potter books. It is a great performance from an actress who won the Oscar and never saw this kind of fame again.

On the Waterfront (1954) "I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it" Marlon Brando ushered the world of acting into a new direction of realism and subtlety. Most specifically, this is seen in the famous glove sequence, which was totally improved by Brando.

Phantom of the Opera (1925) The best version of Gaston Leroux's horror novel is this silent starring Lon Chaney as the disfigured musical genius. Stay away from the bloated Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.

Pinocchio (1940) "When you wish upon a star your dreams come true." A scary adventure that threatens naughty little boys with growing noses, turning into jack asses, and being swallowed up by whales. The animation is perfect, it uses one of the greatest multi-plane camera shots I've ever seen, and the detail is breathtaking.

Planet of the Apes (1968) "Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!" One of the best film scores, and a gripping science fiction film that suggests religious corruption holds our civilization back scientifically, but also warns against too much scientific meddling with the world around us. A great twist ending.Charlton Heston stars.

Raging Bull (1980) "He ain't pretty no more." A boxer with a constant need for machismo sets his family and himself on a road of self destruction. The black and white cinematography is the film's greatest asset.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) "Snakes. I hate snakes." One of the best action movies I've ever seen. Harrison Ford is legendary as Indiana Jones, archeologist and professor, who goes out in search of the Ark of the Covenant which Hitler just happens to be after himself.

Rear Window (1954) "I'm not much on rear window ethics." Grace Kelly lights up the screen in this mystery from Alfred Hitchcock.

Reds (1980) "I think voting is the opium of the masses in this country. Every four years you deaden the pain." Diane Keaton and Warren Beauty play lovers during the socialist revolution at the turn of the century. Based on the autobiography 'Ten Days That Shook the World.'

The Red Shoes (1948) "Take off the red shoes!" Powell and Pressburger's best film includes an extended fantasy ballet sequence with the some of the best use of color and camera movement in any technicolor film. 

Rocky (1976) "Yo, Adrian!" It's the human story that makes 'Rocky' so popular. We root for him in the end because we feel we know him. This isn't a movie about boxing so much as a movie about people doing their best to get by.

Roman Holiday (1953) "Is this the elevator?" "This is my room." Audrie Hepburn and Gregory Peck fall in love in this romantic comedy about a Princess who runs away to have a vacation.

Schindler's List (1993) "The list is God." An illuminating look into Nazi Germany. Ralph Fiennes performance is chilling. The black and white cinematography elevates the film.

Sherlock Jr. (1924) My favorite Buster Keaton movie. Keaton is one of the all time great director/actors who ever lived, and this film more than any other really shows his abilities as an artist. He uses cutaways and visual illusions and sometimes just plain stunt work to give us a grasp of the capabilities of film. It also helps that this is one of the funniest movies I've seen.

The Shining (1980) "Here's Johnny!" Kubrick's not-so-faithful adaptation of Stephen King's novel proves to have elevated itself above the status of the book. Kubrick takes King's simple ghost story and transforms it into a psychological study of a man isolated to the world. Shelly Duvall and Jack Nicholson give the usual over-the-top-Kubrick performances, and it distinguishes the movie from most modern horror flicks.

The Silence of the Lambs (1991) "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Anthony Hopkins has very little screen time in this FBI murder mystery, but that didn't stop him from receiving the Academy Award for his shocking performance as Hannibal Lectur. A man whose words will make you sleep with one eye open.

Singing in the Rain (1952) "And I can't stand him."A great musical comedy about the transition from silent films to talkies and the toll that transition took on silent movie stars. Gene Kelly, Donald O'Conner, and Debbie Reynolds are all delightful. My favorite scene is an extended ballet sequence with really no function for the plot at all.

Some Like it Hot (1959) "I'm a man." "Well, nobody's perfect." That final line is one of the greatest in film history. Not only is it laugh-out-loud funny, but it's one of the first movie moments since the formation of the Hayes Code to suggest homosexuality in a good-natured light. The very plot of the film is filled with gender identity and sexual comedy, helped along a great deal with sex icon Marilyn Monroe.

The Sound of Music (1965)"Edelweiss. Edelweiss. Every morning you greet me." Julie Andrews brings estranged father, Christopher Plummer, closer to his children. (Sound like another Julie Andrews movie on this list?) This time, Andrews is not a magical nanny, but a nun living in Austria in the midst of World War II.

A Star is Born (1954) "And all because of the man that got away." Judy Garland's famous comeback film after being fired from MGM. Although speculated that she would win the Oscar, she lost out to Grace Kelly. But, that doesn't keep her performance of 'The Man that Got Away' from being any less iconic. In many ways, 'A Star is Born' reflects Judy Garland's own life and own heartbreak, which is why it's perhaps one of her best known work.

Star Wars (1977) "May the Force be with you." An out-of-body movie-going experience. 'Star Wars' takes us into a foreign land, hopes that we'll keep up, doesn't explain anything, and runs off on an adventure that leads to one of the greatest climaxes in movie history. The music probably helped propel this film into success.

The Tales of Hoffman (1951) One of Martin Scorsese's favorite films, Powell and Pressburger translated the opera into English and filmed it with their favorite muse, Moira Sheerer. They added elements of ballet and focus specifically on color and camera work.

There Will Be Blood (2007) "I'm finished." A daring film with a shocking ending and an impeccable performance from Daniel Day-Lewis as a greedy oil man and Paul Dano as a religious nut case. The score is perfect and the direction is flawless.

The Third Man (1949) "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly." That monologue by Orson Welles was an improvisation. Carol Reed's much overlooked film is one of greatest black-and-white's of all time, with gorgeous cinematography and daring performances. Plus the all-ukelele score is awesome.

Titanic (1997) "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." James Cameron's blockbuster hit about that famous unsinkable ship that actually sank. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet give superb performances and the hour long sinking of the ship is one of the great achievements of the cinema.

To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view." Gregory Peck plays literature's greatest hero, Atticus Finch, from Harper Lee's always endearing novel. An important film in its day and an important film now.

Tootsie (1982) "Ron, I have a name and it's Dorothy. It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll. Just Dorothy. Alan's always Alan, Tom's always Tom and John's always John. I have a name too. It's Dorothy, capital D-O-R-O-T-H-Y." Dustin Hoffman learns the discrimination women face every day after he disguises himself as a woman to get a job. A love letter to New York, to actors, and a strange love story, Tootsie is not to be missed.

Toy Story (1995) "To infinity and beyond!" The first computer animated movie and one of the best, 'Toy Story' impresses even today.

Toy Story 3 (2010) "Nobody appreciates clothes here, Barbie!" One of the best sequels of all, the final half of this movie brings a symbolic emotionality as the toys own fears of being thrown out literally come true in a climactic scene in a junk yard.

The Tree of Life (2011) "The nuns taught us there were two ways through life - the way of nature and the way of grace. You have to choose which one you'll follow." Terrence Malick's ambitious film that echoes '2001' in a religious light. Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain are impeccable in their performances, and the film is wonderful and heartbreaking and compelling.

Vertigo (1958) "Well, why did you pick on me? Why me?" One of Hitchcock's greatest masterpieces about a man who falls in love with a woman who doesn't exist and comes to realize the sort of game that was played on him. One of Jimmy Stewart's very best performances.

Wall*E (2008) "Waaaaalleeeee." Pixar's best project yet, 'Wall*E' warns of the consumerism and laziness that our lives seem to hinder on these days.

West Side Story (1960) "Tonight, tonight, it all began tonight." A great movie musical based on Romeo and Juliet with an Oscar-winning performance from Rita Moreno as Anita. The film also won Best Picture.

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962) "But ya are Blanche, ya are in that chair!" Bette Davis' best known performance as a campy washed-up former child star whose jealousy of her now-paralyzed famous sister gets driven to the edge.

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" "I am ... I am ..." A daring film starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton as a married couple with a secret and their bizarre drunken escapades with newly weds. Black and white = awesome.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." One of the best special effects movies in which live actors aren't put into an animated world, but animated characters are brought into the real world. Bob Hoskins gives a believable performance next to a cartoon rabbit.

The Wizard of Oz (1939) "There's no place like home." My mother's favorite movie, and a childhood favorite. Judy's song 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' has become a beloved classic.