Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Movie Review: 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close'

Rating: 2.5/5
by Brian Kesler

How this film was nominated for Best Picture by the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is beyond me. This film capitalizes on a national, historic tragedy and uses it to propel a gimmicky plot in which a young boy walks all over New York City, visiting every resident within said area possessing the surname Black. Why, you ask? His dad died in 9/11, and he found a key in an envelope with the name Black. What does he expect the key will open? No idea. But, he meets with every person named Black in all of New York by walking to the majority of their homes (he eventually uses the Subway). This is supposed to somehow make him realize that although his dad is dead there are countless people who are alive and they have losses and tragedies too; he is not alone in the world. I can speak from experience that walking just ten blocks in New York City is tiring, let alone visiting every burrow on the map.

We never spend much time with any of the Blacks, except one. We get the Reader's Digest version, with a series of montages that give us brief glimpses of each encounter. We never sit down with these people. We never empathize with them. We never see them interacting with our protagonist in any other way than a shot of one family giving him a drawing, and a man putting him on a tractor, and a girl petting a horse with him, and lots of people saying, "I'm sorry about your dad." This doesn't give us insight in any way.

Although the kid is likable and smart, he's a little too quirky. He's quirky for the sake of being quirky. It doesn't feel genuine. Thomas Horn plays him and sometimes I felt sorry that his dialogue was being edited in the manner it was. He pervades the film with a pretentious voice-over that doesn't reveal the thoughts and musings of any child alive, and the track is clipped and cut so that his dialogue plays on top of itself in an endless arrangement of noise. Just because the film considers itself quirky. It's one thing for a child to be witty. Take Alice from the Wonderland books. What made her so endearing was that she often didn't know what she was talking about, yet would have little sophisticated conversations with herself in pretending to be a learned and authoritative opinionist. If this movie wants me to believe this kid is as smart as he is, they should've written in that he's already graduated from high school with several scholarships lined up. Apparently, he has Asperger's, so he's loud enough about his intelligence. The school has to know about it. There's no way he'd have been kept in the regular curriculum. Ever.

Max von Sydow, famed Silent filmmaker, has a supporting role that is endearing but a little too cute and quirky. Oh, this movie. Why does everything have to be so cute and quirky? Why is everybody in this movie mute, or a strange German, or a kid with Asperger's, or a crazy black priestess, or a man who does nothing but hug people, or a woman that can't say anything but, "Go!" Characters need to be interesting, yes, but gimmicks do not a character make.

Now, there is some good in this movie, don't fear. All the performances are great, particularly Tom Hanks as the dead father, seen in flashbacks. Sandra isn't given much room to shine, but she does well enough. The scene in which the child hears his father leaving a frantic voice-mail and turns to see the World Trade Center fall as the phone cuts off is haunting and well edited. The photography in general is good. Alexander Desplat's irritating score is not. The film is directed by Stephen Daldry, who gave us the equally pretentious 'The Reader,' in which he suggests that it is more shameful to be illiterate than to torture and kill Jews. I just wish this movie had been about a family dealing with loss, and the tragedy of such an event. Instead, it overreaches.

The Gleek Critique: "Michael" Episode

Blaine and the others sing "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" by the incomparable Michael Jackson.
by Jack Garcia

The glee kids want to perform Michael Jackson songs again at Regionals, but it turns out The Warblers are doing Michael Jackson songs as well.  So what do they do about it?  Have a sing-off in a dark abandoned parking garage to determine which group can perform the King of Pop's hits.  But things turn not-so-friendly when The Warblers throw a slushie in Blaine's face.  True, all the other New Directions kids have been slushied... but this one seems to have something more sinister in it.  He tore his cornea, had to have eye surgery and now wears an eye patch.

Kurt wants revenge on Sebastian for what he did to Blaine (which was actually meant for Kurt), and talks to Santana about it.  Santana gets Sebastian to admit that the slushie had rock salt in it and secretly gets it on tape.  However, by the time she gets it to Kurt, he's had a change of heart and feels that they should take the high road and not get Sebastian in trouble.

Finn wants Rachel's answer to his proposal, but she still hasn't given it to him.  She loves him, but she's not sure if now is the right time to get engaged.  She talks to Quinn and asks for her advice.  Quinn doesn't think Rachel should do it.  She thinks she should go out and seize her future, and not chain herself to some man.   Rachel considers what Quinn said, but since she is afraid she'll never get in NYADA (because Kurt already found out he is a finalist and even Quinn got into Yale) she feels that Finn is all she has.  She says yes, and it's a touching moment, but when she discovers that she is also a NYADA finalist she isn't so sure that she made the right decision with Finn.

And as far as romance goes, Sam is wooing Mercedes pretty hardcore right now.  And Mercedes, forgetting all about her boyfriend, let's him kiss her!

The Pros:
  • WWMJD?  (What would Michael Jackson do?)
  • I loved the rumble in the parking garage between The Warblers and New Directions!  "Bad" is an awesome song, and I liked the "mock-fighting" choreography.
  • Artie can walk!  Okay, not really... just in his mind, which looks a lot like the "Scream" music video.  Anyway, I love when Kevin McHale gets a rare moment to show off his real-life dance moves.  And Mike sang again!
  • Quinn doesn't get many solos, and I enjoyed "Never Can Say Goodbye."  I really feel like her character has made some amazing progress.  Side note: she looked stunning in that black sequined dress!
  • "You know what, Prancy Smurf?  I respect that."  Gotta love Santana's name-calling.
  • Believable or not, Sam and Mercedes are adorable together and their duet of "Human Nature" was charming... and that kiss?!  Magic.
  • I loved when Kurt's dad said, "Who's going to tell Blaine? You got to let me do it!" after finding out Kurt was a NYADA finalist.  He's such a supportive dad!
  • I had never heard "Ben" before, but it was cute.  Apparently young M.J. sang it.
  • "Smooth Criminal" with Blaine and Santana was awesome!  I might have watched it on the internet a million times.  Just maybe.  I can't get enough of those battling cellos!
  • "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" was a great duet between Rachel and Finn (and I love the song).  And Rachel accepted Finn's proposal!  Yay!  However, I will say that I enjoyed Sam and Mercedes' duet better.
  • They did the morph thing from the "Black or White" music video!
The Cons:
  • Kurt's hat in the opening number.  Then his poncho later in the choir room.
  • Sebastian should have gotten in trouble for the slushie thing.  High road or not, justice needs to be served!
  • The Warblers got up and joined the New Directions in the final number?  Too cheesy for Glee even...

Monday, January 30, 2012

Movie Review: 'The Artist'

Rating: 5/5
by Brian Kesler

'The Artist,' reminded me of another French film called 'The Illusionist.' Both are about extremely talented men who have mastered their craft and must struggle and watch as their profession fades and dies, and so do they. They are also both incredibly silent films. 'The Illusionist' has muddled dialogue that isn't meant to be understood and is incredibly thoughtful and ponderous. 'The Artist' is actually a silent movie. Yes, a black-and-white silent movie with subtitles in between shots. It also happens to be funny, charming, and magical. It fills you with the same giddy feeling that, say, most Pixar movies do. It is not to be missed, and will most likely sweep the Academy Awards.

The film centers around silent film star George Valentin as he propels a young girl into stardom. She goes on to do talkies and makes it big. He desperately tries to save his career and uphold his reputation as a silent star, but becomes impoverished and forgotten. 

'The Artist,' like 'Avatar,' is less concerned with the originality of its story and more concerned with how it conveys that story in new and exciting ways. New and exciting? you say. It's a black-and-white silent movie, how is that new and exciting? First, I'd bet many young people these days - hell, many older people - have never seen a silent movie. It is a joy to see a return to one of the world's great lost arts that will introduce many to the medium. But, that doesn't mean the movie doesn't push the envelope. On the contrary, there are many inspired scenes, including one in which George dreams of his life converting to sound. He takes a drink and sets the glass down. Ping. He looks at the glass. He picks it up and sets it down again. Ping. Suddenly, all around him are noises that drown him, threaten him, he has no voice. Another scene at the premiere of his last attempt of stardom shows very few people in the audience. One person in the audience is the girl he helped to become a star, Peppy Miller. She watches the silent film in which Valentin is being consumed by quicksand, and those around him are powerless to save him. Miller watches and cries as the pitiful expression on Valentin's face disappears beneath the sand. In the theater next door, Miller's newest talkie plays to overwhelming audiences. The scene in which Miller and Valentin first meet and act opposite one another in a dancing sequence is a gift of storytelling. We see them do take after take of the same shot and witness the relationship dynamic that forms between them during each one.

Some argue that the characters in the film are too simple and not developed enough. On the contrary, this film emulates a subtlety of storytelling that existed back in the '20s, when Buster Keaton could move an audience with variations of one stony-faced expression. Every movement, every facial expression, amounted to the character, and it does so here. Jean Dujardin and Berenice Bejo deserve credit for perfectly sculpting these characters with an amalgamation of silent acting craft and modern methodology. She plays the ambitious young girl who catapults into stardom but can't rid an ongoing sympathy and obsession for the man who once danced with her. He plays the once-famous star, consumed with such self-pity and despair, and hopes of making a comeback. As another silent star with the same predicament famously said, "I hate that word. It's a return. A return to the millions of people who've never forgiven me for deserting the screen." She also responded to a man saying, "You used to be big," with "I am big. It's the pictures that got small." Valentin has the same misconceptions, the same denial and, like Norma Desmond, needs to come to terms with reality.

The humor of the film is actually rather biting and modern. Valentin's film has flopped and Miller's 'Beauty Spot' is a box-office smash and he comes home to find a note from his wife, telling him she's left. This would be rather tragic, except that the end of the note reads: "P.S. You should see 'Beauty Spot,' it's incredible." There are certain in-jokes, as well. The cliche of the dog saving the day by getting the police is parodied here, as are several cliches of the silent era.

The film is not without faults. The choice to cast movie stars in supporting roles was a mistake. John Goodman, James Cromwell, and Malcolm McDowell are all known primarily for their voices. To have them not speak was particularly irritating. Also, the majority of the score is original and played to perfection. There is one critical scene, however, that uses Bernard Herrmann's love theme from 'Vertigo' as underscore and, for those that have seen 'Vertigo' and recognize that music, it distracted from the tension. The love theme from 'Vertigo' belongs in only one movie. 'Vertigo.'

The silent movie has, at last, been recognized as one of the great art forms of the 20th century. In the 1950s, people loved to make fun of the medium with films like 'Sunset Boulevard' and 'Singing in the Rain.' This year, there have been two wonderful films made in tribute of the silent movie. 'Hugo' and 'The Artist,' both of which are the top contenders for the Oscar. It was a glorious year for movies. There is a moment at the end of this film when the two lovers avoid tragedy and rid themselves of pride and come together at last. The moment is played with no score, completely and totally silent, and you could have heard a pin drop in the theater. It was an incredibly moving scene.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Movie Review: 'The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo'

Rating: 2.5/5 
by Brian Kesler

The most disappointing thing about David Fincher's 'The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,' is that Columbia saw a need to remake a movie only two years old. Both 'Tattoo' movies have the same atmospheric mood, the same dark undertones, the same skin-crawling sense of mystery. Down to the cinematography, this film, which is not a shot by shot remake, has more in common with its predecessor than the shot by shot remake of 'Psycho.' The only difference between the two films in this case, at least the only significant difference, is that this film is in English and has a movie star where the other film was in Swedish and had no celebrities.

Part of my average rating of the film may stem from the notion that I've been there, done that with this story. I saw the other 'Tattoo' movie and liked it very much and this film is just a retread. If I hadn't seen the other film, I might be inclined differently. But, I also like to think that the other movie's lack of stars gives a level of full immersion into the story that this film doesn't have. It was more enjoyable and nerve-racking to see the unknown Michael Nyqvist fight for his life than it is to see Daniel Craig do the same. Craig, of course, has gotten himself out of plenty of pickles as James Bond. I didn't feel he was in any real danger he couldn't handle.

Another purpose I'd like to think made the other film a more involved experience is that this Swedish story, written by a Swedish author, set in Sweden, was actually Swedish spoken and Swedish made. I don't know what it is, but Lisbeth seemed a more iconic and intriguing and broken character when she was speaking in her native tongue.

Lisbeth is the 'Girl' referred to in the title, and she does indeed have a dragon tattoo on her back, which has no involvement in the story, but instead acts as a sort of symbolic device. She's one of the great characters in literature in the last few decades. There's something about her that's undoubtedly fascinating, but we can never put our finger on it. She wears all black and chains and dyes her hair as dark as it can get and spikes it with eggs, surely, and has many piercings and rides a motorcycle and hacks into computers of influential businesses and people and has an underlying disposition for violence.

The story is a murder mystery, and the plot has many developments - almost too many - that I don't feel I should say more than this: It revolves around the rape and murders of several women in the name of God and Nazi Germany. This has never been a more relevant subject matter in a time when women are the victims of violent and disgusting acts every second of every minute of every day. For some reason, this American version of the film seems less insistent regarding this important issue than the original, but it still gets its point across.

I'm kind of apathetic to this movie. I just didn't care. I don't suggest you see it, but  I do suggest you see the Swedish film which was made only two years ago.

The Nominations for the 84th Academy Awards

by Jack Garcia

Yesterday the nominations were announced for the 84th Academy Awards and I was very excited to see them!  Well, not as excited as some though.  My friend Michelle actually woke up early enough to watch the nominations air live on ABC.  Now that's commitment.  Me on the other hand?  Let's just say I like my sleep more than I like the Oscars!

Anyway, I thought I'd share my feelings on a few of the nominations.
  • First off, I am stunned Ryan Gosling wasn't nominated for his terrific role in Drive.  Or even in The Ides of March.  He's done some outstanding work this past year and he really deserves at least a nomination!!  In the same vein, I would have liked to see Leonardo DiCaprio nominated too.
  • Last year there were ten nominees for Best Picture, and I thought it was interesting there are only nine nominees this year.  Why the "empty" slot?  Being a Harry Potter lover I should probably join the masses of fans expressing outrage that Deathly Hallows Part 2 wasn't the tenth nominee... but I honestly don't think it should be.  Go ahead, use a forbidden curse on me.  I'm a terrible fan.  However, I would be down for putting Bridesmaids up there.  Just for fun.
  • I'm surprised that Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close is nominated for Best Picture, considering it is not getting very good reviews by film critics.
  • I am very VERY happy that Hugo has a whopping 11 nominations, which is the most this year of any picture.  That movie is so so so so good!
  • I really want Melissa McCarthy to win over Octavia Spencer.
  • I thought it was interesting that The Adventures of Tintin won the Golden Globe but isn't even nominated for the Oscar.  Maybe Rango will win the Oscar!  That would make my day.
  • Jessica Chastain is great in The Help, but she's even better in The Tree of Life.  At least The Tree of Life was nominated for Best Picture and not forgotten like at the Golden Globes.
  • I can't believe "Real in Rio" and "Man or Muppet" are the only two nominees for Original Song.  This must have been a bad year for music in the movies...
  • Transformers should not be nominated for anything ever under any circumstances. 

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Movies of 2011: My Fave Fifteen



by Jack Garcia

Of the many movies released in 2011, I was able to see and review 95 of them (which is almost two movies a week).  And do you know what?  There are still more movies that I wish I could have seen like The Beaver, Beginners, The Art of Getting By, The Skin I Live In, Anonymous, Melancholia, The Artist, Shame, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Young Adult, Carnage, We Bought a Zoo, In the Land of Blood and Honey and The Iron Lady.  I’m sure many of them would have found their way onto this list, but alas, I never got a chance to see them.  So, based on the movies I did see this year, here are my favorite fifteen! 

I tried to include a variety of genres, and not just stick to the typical “serious movies” that most critics will put in their lists.  It was tough whittling my list down to fifteen, and even harder to number them since I like them all for different reasons.  This is the list I am most satisfied with, but feel free to disagree!

15. Jane Eyre
Directed by Cary Fukunaga
Starring Mia Wasikowska and Michael Fassbender

Atmospheric and dark, this gothic tale of love was artfully told with cinematic wonder and emotional depth.

14. J. Edgar
Directed by Clint Eastwood
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Armie Hammer and Naomi Watts

Terrifically cast, the film brought me to see an entirely new side of J. Edgar Hoover that was both fascinating and tragic.

13. Super 8
Directed by J.J. Abrams
Starring Elle Fanning, Amanda Michalka and Kyle Chandler

A great blend of old-school sci-fi and classic coming-of-age, Super 8 reminded me of the magic of the movies.

12. Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa
Starring Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Julianne Moore

The best “chick flick” of the year, this delightful movie seamlessly wove together elements of both comedy and drama into a story about the complexities of love.

11. The Ides of March
Directed by George Clooney
Starring George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Paul Giamatti and Philip Seymour Hoffman

Based on a stage play, the movie and its terrific cast painted a picture of the underhanded practices on the campaign trail in American politics.

10. Warrior
Directed by Gavin O’Connor
Starring Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy and Nick Nolte

The lives of estranged brothers become intertwined when they both enter a mixed martial arts competition, and the drama unfolds carefully with a mix of honed performances and tough fights.

9. Moneyball
Directed by Bennett Miller
Starring Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jonah Hill

A sports movie that is less to do with baseball and more to do with going against the grain to discover your life’s worth.

8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Directed by David Yates
Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint

While not as well-crafted as Part 1, the grand finale to the beloved series of books was epic and bold, causing me to shed more than a tear as I said goodbye to my favorite characters.

7. Drive
Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn
Starring Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan

A gritty film noir, Drive was a vibrant character study with a pulsating score that somehow made violence beautiful.

6. Rango
Directed by Gore Verbinski
Starring the voices of Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher and Ned Beatty

In my opinion the best animated feature this year, Rango has the most visually stunning animation, a wildly clever story and asks us some profound questions along the way.

5. 50/50
Directed by Jonathan Levine
Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen and Anna Kendrick

Possibly the funniest movie about cancer there ever was, it’s also the most human and poignant one that never gets preachy or overly sentimental.

4. Midnight in Paris
Directed by Woody Allen
Starring Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams and Kathy Bates

Enchanting and whimsical, this smart comedy teaches us that the past will always seem more interesting than the present, but it’s the present where we can truly make a difference.

3. Hugo
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Starring Asa Butterfield, Chloë Grace Mortez and Ben Kingsley

Based on the imaginative book by Brian Selznick, Hugo utilizes 3D in a way that makes sense, tells a touching story of a boy who only wants to belong, and fearlessly champions for the preservation of film.

2. Bridesmaids
Directed by Paul Feig
Starring Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph and Melissa McCarthy

The greatest comedy of the year, Bridesmaids is a hilarious take on friendship and self-worth that proves women can be just as funny—and raunchy—as men!

1. The Tree of Life
Directed by Terrence Malick
Starring Brad Pitt, Jessica Chastain and Sean Penn

Visually stunning from beginning to end, this innovative film ponders our place in this world and what it means to be “good.”

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Movie Review: 'Midnight in Paris'

Rating: 5/5 
by Brian Kesler

Woody Allen's 'Midnight in Paris,' is impossible to resist. It's the feel good movie of the past year, filled with such nostalgia and incomparably witty dialogue, easy-going jazz music, beautiful shots of Paris (particularly by night), and a romantic sensibility that will win over all of its viewers, cynical or not, ignorant and so on.

It is also impossible for me to talk about the film without spoiling the plot, so if you wish to experience the film on its own accord and subject yourself to a wonderful surprise, do not read this review. The film opens with Gil (Owen Wilson), a writer, asking his fiance Inez (Rachel McAdams) to imagine Paris in the '20s at night in the rain. She doesn't see the romance, and if you're anything like her you might be untouched by the movie. The couple are in Paris on vacation with Inez's parents, who are the cliche of upper-class American snobbery. They think Gil should stick to writing movie scripts, while Gil - taken in by the romance of Paris - hopes to write the next great American novel, in the style of the modernist writers of the '20s: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, and Gertrude Stein. He is sick of spending time with his material-minded fiancee, who only ever wants to shop, and her pretentious (or pedantic, as one character puts it) friends who lift their noses at fifty dollar wines and think that if they try hard enough to sound French when using words such as 'Versailles,' they'll come across as more cultured. One friend, in particular (played by Michael Sheen) takes over the narrative of a tour guide and looks down on her when she disputes his facts of Parisian art. Gil needs an escape, and he gets it. Lost in the streets of Paris at midnight, Gil is invited into a car and is transported into the 1920s.

This is where the film takes off and becomes the story of life and art in 1920s Paris. We meet, among many others, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali, Luis Bunuel, Cole Porter, Josephine Baker,  Alice Toklas, Man Ray, T.S. Elliot, Henri Matisse, Toulouse-Lautrec, Edgar Degas, and so on. If you are unfamiliar with everybody on this list, the film might have less of an impact for you. For those who know these legendary artists, the film takes great fun in exploring all the cliches of their characters and their works and their attitude towards their time in life. For example, their is a hilarious sequence when Gil suggests to Bunuel a story for a movie: A group of guests sit down for dinner and afterward can't get out of the room. Bunuel asks, "But why?" and Gil says, "They just can't," to which Bunuel replies, "I don't get it." If you don't understand what makes that scene funny, you may have less an appreciation for the film, but even without the proper knowledge for certain in-jokes, the movie is a fuel tank for education into American and Parisian contemporary art and literature and does so in an enchanting way that will have anyone smiling by the end.

My favorite development of the story is the attitude artists take toward their art and their contemporaries. The artists of the '20s long to be in the "Gay '90s" or the 1890s, their idea of the high point in life and art. The artists of the 1890s, however, find the art of the time dull and not innovative. And so on and so on, suggesting that we must do our best in the decades we've been chosen to represent and find the beauty and good that surrounds us now, rather than look back longingly on the past. Gil has another reason for not staying in the '20s: "These people don't have any antibiotics."

'Midnight in Paris' is Woody Allen's best film in many years. Probably since 'Annie Hall,' or 'Hannah and her Sisters.' It is the kind of film that pulls the viewer into an out-of-body experience, where we follow these characters into the '20s and wish, like them, we could stay there forever. Unfortunately, we can't, and we - like Gil - need to stop living in the past and start living in the present. If we don't, we'll make no mark and might as well never have lived at all.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Movie Review: 'The Tree of Life'

Rating: 5/5
by Brian Kesler

In many ways, Terrence Malick reminds me a lot of my favorite director, Stanley Kubrick. He's a perfectionist, he makes a film only once every several years, he is totally hands on and involved, he uses wide angle lenses for close-ups and medium shots, and he tackles subject matter that is important, risky, and very ambitious. This film rivals '2001: A Space Odyssey' in terms of ambition. In fact, you could say this is the long-lost companion film to Kubrick's science-fiction masterpiece. They both jump from prehistoric times to modern and futuristic times, and they both ask compelling questions on the nature of our place in the universe. Where '2001' is cold and scientific, 'Tree of Life' is warm and religious. They are perfect companion pieces.

The film opens with a theory that every living things follows the rules of nature or the rules of grace. Jessica Chastain is the mother, and Brad Pitt is the father, and they get a letter in the late '50s, telling them their son has died. The film rewinds to the creation of the universe, the big bang, the development of landscapes on earth, the birth of the sun, single-celled organisms, life in the sea, and the discovery of shore, after which dinosaurs roam the earth and become extinct after an asteroid crashes into the ocean. This sequence is long and set to classical music - in the style of Kubrick - and reminded me of a similar chain of events drawn by the master animators of the early Disney studio in the classic 'Fantasia.' The film fast-forwards to the late '40s, documenting the birth of the couple's first son, and the two consecutive sons, and the journey of life from naive infant, discovering new things and seeing the world with a fresh pair of eyes; to childhood, playing to your heart's content, but knowing something is wrong, something bad is happening to you; to teenagerhood, being confused by the contradictory nature of adult rules and adult philosophy, struggling with a belief in God, hormones that you mustn't talk about, and the constant fascination with violence; to adulthood, plagued with cynicism and the loss of innocence.

Jessica Chastain represents grace (literally depicted as a floating angel in one sequence), where Brad Pitt represents nature. Some have complained that his character is almost too much a stereotypical wife-beater, when in fact, he's a well portrayed vision of a man struggling with his addiction to control and his need of love and pity. There are two scenes showing the children being woken up by their parents. Chastain wakes them up by dropping ice cubes down their shirts as they laugh and giggle. Pitt storms into the room and pulls the sheets from the bed without saying a word. It's difficult to see these children smiling as infants as they take their first steps to then being afraid to speak or smile in front of their father.

As I said before, the film deals with the belief in God, especially in a scene where the eldest son, not older than 13, sees the hatred that plagues the adult world and asks God, "Why do I have to be good if you're not." It's a profoundly personal film with big questions regarding faith. There is voice-over narration throughout, whispered by the characters, speaking to God and asking him: Why? They will never know the answer, but the eldest son, played later in the film by Sean Penn as a modern financial capitalist, gets a glimpse into the afterlife, as he transcends dimensions and witnesses his mother giving her dead son from so long ago to God.

There are many things in 'The Tree of Life' that are up to interpretation, more so - even - than with '2001,' which has become pretty consistently explained. It's a movie that should be seen with an open mind, a mind ready for exercise, a mind ready to explore its own questions on faith and the universe. It's a movie that should be seen twice, three times, examined and studied and pondered. These are the kinds of movies that are important and it is imperative that we are open to seeing them and benefiting from their philosophy. 

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The Gleek Critique: "Yes/No" Episode

Sam singing "Summer Nights" from Grease along with the other McKinley boys.
by Jack Garcia

Fox's Glee returned after their holiday hiatus with an episode all about love... and it's not even Valentine's Day yet.  The night opened with the girls asking Mercedes to fill them all in on her summer romance with Sam (because let's face it, we as viewers don't know anything about it!).  The boys ask Sam the same question and we instantly launch into a Grease moment with the song "Summer Nights."  Talking about the summer causes Sam to ask Mercedes if there's any way the two of them can get back together, but Mercedes insists that it was just a fling and all in the past.  All talk, of course, because in reality the diva just can't stop thinking about Trouty Mouth... even though she has a new beau.

In order to impress Mercedes, Sam decides to join the swim team.  He's not the only one trying to win over hearts, however, and we soon learn that Becky has developed a crush on Artie.  She asks him out on a date, and out of kindness he says yes.  But when she texts him dirty pictures, he realizes she wants to be more than friends.  He doesn't know how to tell her that he isn't interested and Sue Sylvester gives him some advice.  Feeling rejected, Becky runs into Sue's arms and the two of them eat ice cream and watch chick flicks.

Will thinks it's time to propose to Emma, but after talking with her parents he begins to have some doubts.  He finally overcomes these doubts and proposes to Ms. Pillsbury in show-stopping over-the-top Glee fashion.  She says yes of course!  The wedding proposals don't stop there though.  Finn reveals a desire to join the military, and his mother tells him the truth about his father's death--which wasn't in war like he thought it was.  His father was dishonorably discharged before dying of a drug overdose somewhere in Cincinnati.  Feeling like the only thing good in his life is his girlfriend Rachel, he proposes to her with a ring and everything...

What does Rachel say?  We'll find out in two weeks!

The Pros:
  • The "Summer Love" song was a cute redo of the original scene in the Grease movie and was even filmed using the exact same bleachers!
  • Becky's voice-over in a British accent was pretty hilarious... and I'm glad she got a bigger role.
  • Emma's cover of "Wedding Bell Blues" was funny with Sue and Beiste in the background wearing the ridiculous hats Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie wore to the Royal Wedding.
  • Although more or less pointless to the plot, the mash-up of Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger" and the Rolling Stones' "Jumpin Jack Flash" was pretty cool.  Who doesn't like Mick Jagger?
  • Sam in a swimsuit.
  • Leona Lewis' "The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face" sung by Tina, Rachel, Santana and Mercedes was very beautiful, as was the slower version of Usher's "Without You" sung by Rachel to Finn.  So many great love ballads!
  • The scene where Emma is crying and bearing her heart to Will was so touching.  Damn it, Glee!  Why do you have to make me cry??
  • Rihanna's "We Found Love" sung to synchronized swimming in vintage bathing suits was pretty out there... but I liked it.  When Will came in dressed in a white tux I almost died!  What an adorable proposal!  I AM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!
  • The news of Finn's father was so shocking!  Totally came out of the blue.
  • I loved when Sue said "Lifetime: Television for Ovaries."  Ha ha ha.... oh, so true.
The Cons:
  • Emma's parents are horrible, this we know, but why did they seem oblivious to the fact that their daughter had been married once before?  Did they forget or was it an oversight on the writer's part?
  • Not much Blaine, which is sad.
  • They are making me wait two weeks to find out whether or not Rachel accepted Finn's proposal... so rude!

Movie Review: 'My Week with Marilyn'

Rating: 3/5
by Brian Kesler

'My Week with Marilyn' has a major problem. It isn't a movie. There is not a single full length sequence or scene in the supposed screenplay. It is a series of vignettes, without range or serious questions about who Marilyn Monroe was, how she lived, or her effect on American pop culture and the effect of America's fascination on her. Each vignette is just so pretty. It is a series of pretty little vignettes. Even a vignette in which Marilyn is asking for more pills doesn't seem like a serious inquisition of Hollywood's dark undercurrent. It's more like, "Awww ... sad ...." kind of stuff.

There are exactly two (2) saving graces to the film: Michelle Williams, whose frightfully spot-on performance of Marilyn Monroe makes one forget they aren't watching the real thing; and Judi Dench, who is delightful as always. Kenneth Branagh fails to humanize that cartoon-like characterization of Sir Olivier, and Julia Ormond has equal difficulty personifying the legendary Vivian Leigh. Eddie Redmayne does well enough as Colin Clark, a gofer who does the spending of the week with the blonde bombshell, but his part is horrifically under written. He just stands there. Well, in the presence of Marilyn Monroe, what else could you do?

I guess I should have told you the plot before I started to ramble. By now you've guessed that the movie involves famous movie stars Marilyn Monroe, Sir Laurence Olivier, and his wife Vivian Leigh. By process of elimination, we can deduce that the film focuses on the making of 'The Prince and the Showgirl,' since it was the only film Monroe and Olivier ever made together. As legend tells us, they despised one another, he because she was that "new" kind of actor. The actor who focused on the method that became so popular in the 50s and 60s. The Marlon Brando, Montgomery Clift, James Dean, Natalie Wood, Elizabeth Taylor era of actors. It was no longer apt to let the character grow organically through dialogue, but to find the character, embody the character, be the character. Monroe was always late because she was searching for the character with her acting coach in the dressing room. To Olivier, who was in the tradition of actors from the '30s and '40s, this was a waste of time and money. An actor's job was to speak the lines, and as long as they did so well, the character would be seen. This was the center of the disputation between them, and because Vivian Leigh, now middle-aged, was naturally suspicious of her husband working all day with a sex icon like Monroe.

This all sounds like terrific drama, but it is deduced to television melodrama. Branagh's performance is so over-the-top, and he's given the most clunky dialogue, which is unsuitable for a man of Olivier's stature. Judi Dench has some interesting moments, but is given very limited screen time. The plot is told through the eyes of gofer Colin Clark and based on his memoirs. It's not an interesting way to bring us into the life of Marilyn Monroe. Clark has the limitation of being a voyeur, who doesn't see much of Monroe's personal life, but imagines her as a spontaneous, sexual, lost kitten based on the behavior he sees from her. But we already know that about Monroe. What this movie doesn't do is go into the details of her marriage with the great playwright, Arthur Miller. It doesn't suggest at all that she and Olivier may have had an affair, or how it must have felt to be the most adored person on the face of the earth when all you wanted to be was normal. It doesn't spend time with Marilyn alone. She is always seen through the eyes of Colin, again, a voyeur's eyes. That doesn't help create an intimate and honest portrait of this human being. This movie just highlights the idea we have of Marilyn Monroe. We imagine this is how she must have been. But, it isn't daring, it isn't compelling, and it isn't intellectually stimulating.

A pointless side plot involving a wardrobe girl (played by Emma Watson with a disgusting, embarrassing wig) wanting to go steady with Colin only lowers the film's credibility.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

The 69th Annual Golden Globes

by Jack Garcia

Ricky Gervais made quite a stir when he hosted last year's Golden Globes, and tonight he returned to host the ceremony all over again, insulting the Hollywood elite left and right!  But hey, they were winning awards so they can't get too mad!

Here are the winners in the order they were announced:
  • Christopher Plummer won best actor for his role in the movie Beginners.
  • Laura Dern won best actress for her show Enlightened on HBO.
  • Best Mini-Series or TV Movie went to Downton Abbey.
  • The gorgeous and talented Kate Winslet won her third Golden Globe tonight for her role in the mini-series Mildred Pierce
  • Kelsey Grammer won for the TV drama Boss.
  • The Golden Globe for Best TV Series - Drama went to Homeland on Showtime.
  • Best Original Score - Motion Picture went to Ludovic Bource for the movie The Artist.
  • Best Original Song - Motion Picture went to "Masterpiece" by Madonna from the film W/E, which is her second Golden Globe (the first being for her role in the movie Evita).
  • Idris Elba won a Golden Globe for  his role in the miniseries Luther.
  • Michelle Williams won the Golden Globe for her superb portrayal of Marilyn Monroe in the movie My Week with Marilyn.
  • Peter Dinklage won Best Supporting Actor for his role in Game of Thrones.
  • Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin won for Animated Feature Film.
  • Best Screenplay - Motion Picture went to Woody Allen for Midnight in Paris.
  • Jessica Lange won Best Supporting Actress for the TV series American Horror Story on FX.
  • The Iranian movie A Separation won Best Foreign Language Film.
  • Claire Danes won the third Golden Globe of her career for her starring role in the TV drama Homeland.
  • Matt LeBlanc won his first Golden Globe for his TV show Episodes.  He never won for Friends... weird.
  • For her role in The Help, Octavia Spencer won the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress - Motion Picture.
  • Morgan Freeman won the Cecil B. DeMille Award for Lifetime Achievement.
  • Director Martin Scorsese won for his movie Hugo.
  • Modern Family won for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical.
  • Jean Dujardin won the Golden Globe for his starring role in the movie The Artist.
  • The goddess Meryl Streep won the Golden Globe for her portrayal of Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady.
  • The black and white silent film The Artist won Best Picture - Comedy or Musical.
  • George Clooney won for The Descendants.
  • And the winner for Best Picture - Drama also went to The Descendants!
Here are my thoughts:
  • Ricky Gervais was hilarious!!  Celebrities need to learn to laugh at themselves and understand that comedians will always find something to make fun of them about.  It's just the way it is!
  • Julie Bowen looked beautiful with her retro hair and dress!  I also thought Kate Winslet, Claire Danes, Reese Witherspoon and Charlize Theron looked like perfection.  And yes, I watched E's red carpet coverage before hand...
  • I was excited to see Debra Messing as a presenter... mostly because I loved her in Will & Grace!
  • I thought it was cool when Michelle Williams mentioned that Marilyn Monroe won the same Golden Globe years ago.
  • I loved when they showed Eric Stonestreet in the audience as they announced his nomination and Jesse Tyler Ferguson held a card behind his head saying "whatever."  Very funny!
  • I thought The Adventures of Tintin was a terrific movie, but my heart of hearts wanted Rango to win.  Oh well... at least it wasn't Cars 2 (which is probably the first time I wasn't rooting for a Pixar win).
  • William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman's musical presentation was very cute!
  • I really liked when Madonna said "I haven't kissed a girl in a long time... on TV" to Ricky Gervais!  That's what you get for making fun of the Queen of Pop's lack of virginity!
  • Ryan Gosling did not show up!  Rude!  He looks so good all dressed up!
  • Two of television's funniest women, Tina Fey and Jane Lynch, presented an award together and I almost died!
  • Matt LeBlanc's blue suit looked super sexy.  I love when men break away from the black!
  • While watching, my boyfriend Brian said, "Sidney Poitier could walk into a Burger King and still get a standing ovation."  Oh, how I love my honey.
  • Helen Mirren cracked me up with her "left is right" comment on driving in England... and for complaining about not being in enough Morgan Freeman movies.  And speaking of Morgan Freeman, I loved the montage of all his best films and his acceptance speech for the Cecil B. DeMille Award was full of heart and humor.
  • Angelina Jolie has skeleton arms and shoulders... she needs to eat more.
  • Modern Family's acceptance speech in two languages was funny, mostly because Sofia Vergara was not saying anything he said she was saying!
  • Jessica Biel's dress made her look like she had three boobs, and the middle one was sagging.  My friend Michelle would obviously make a better fiancee to Justin Timberlake than she does!
  • I wanted Hugo to win!  I LOVE THAT MOVIE!  And Bridesmaids... that needed to win too.
  • More Ricky Gervais would have been nice too.  Gosh, he's so funny!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Movie Review: 'War Horse'

Rating: 4.5/5
by Brian Kesler

It's easy to be cynical with a film like 'War Horse,' a sweeping period World War I epic through the perspective of a horse, and in the style of an old John Ford movie. It's easy to pass it off as sentimental, anti-contemporary, and simple-minded. But, to do so is to miss an incredible experience. Nowadays, with most movies shot on steady-cams, and editing so quick most shots don't last one second, it takes some investing in this movie before you realize: Oh yeah, this is how movies used to be made.

From the first shots, it's clear that Spielberg has a natural ability for storytelling, as a boy watches a horse giving birth. Like in older films, every shot has a point of view. We can't simply see the horse being born, we must first see the boy looking through a gate, then pull the camera behind the boy and look through the gate ourselves, with the back of the boy's head just visible camera left. This is very old school technique, and it works. Looking through his eyes, we immediately feel connected to this character, whose name is Albert, and whose father eventually buys the horse at auction, leaving no money to pay the rent. The horse, however, soon proves invaluable as a plowing horse, brought up by Albert who shares a special bond with the steed and names him Joey.

War comes, however, and a storm destroys the turnips Albert and Joey worked so hard on. His father, desperately needing money, sells the horse to a soldier in the cavalry as the English leave for war with Germany.

The most intriguing element of 'War Horse,' for me, is the idea that the beginning of the war started in old fashion, on horseback with a cavalry charging through the enemy camp. The other side, however, was past the civil war. They had machine guns. In a shocking sequence, we switch perspectives, first watching the charging cavalry, then seeing an endless sea of riderless horses jumping over the machine gun wielding Germans. By the end of the war, the soldiers were trapped in trenches, on opposite sides of No Man's Land - a vast, muddy plain of barbed wire and darkness.

Horses were soon discarded as useless, and Joey goes from being used by two German boys to escape the army, to being discovered by a young French girl, who longs to be a rider, and her grandfather, a farmer who is hesitant to teach her. The French Army, however, raids the farm of everything it has to offer including Joey, whom they use to pull equipment up steep, muddy hills. Soon, Joey finds himself abandoned and confronted with a new technology: a tank. In one of the greatest sequences of the last few years, Joey - escaping the tank - finds himself alone in No Man's Land. With gunshots being fired, a frightened and confused Joey runs through the trenches and into the muddy field of battle, barbed wire catching in his legs, until he falls in a pitiful tangle of barbed wire and blood. The is truly an accomplishment. From the special effects to the music, which doesn't cheapen the pitiful impact. I rarely get emotional in movies, and in the times I do it's usually when I see something I've never seen in film, something that strikes a chord. This is one of those moments and I was sobbing.

The sequence immediately following involves two soldiers, one English one German, who put down their guns, travel into the empty field of battle, and together, untangle the barbed wire and free the wounded horse before retreated for their separate trenches. It is another exceptional moment.

By the end of War Horse, there's a great shot of Joey, looking out at the sunset. It is a noble, regal, and elegant shot. It is also a sad one, where we see in his eyes the horrors of war but also the beauty of the people he met along the way, and the worth of every life, no matter the situation, heritage, language, or custom. He is no longer a horse who can run wildly and carefree in the fields.

Movie Reviews: My Week with the Horse Descendants

by Jack Garcia

Brian and I had a mutual day off and we figured we better take advantage of it.  So on a whim, we drove up to Salt Lake City and watched some movies that aren't playing where we live.  We saw My Week with Marilyn and The Descendants.  My favorite was the first one while Brian favored the second.  Also last week we were able to catch War Horse on a night out with our new friend (and Brian's cousin) Brett.

My Week with Marilyn AWESOME!

The film, based on a true story, is of a young man named Colin (Eddie Redmayne) who is third assistant to Sir Laurence Olivier (Kenneth Branagh) working on the film The Prince and the Showgirl starring the world-famous Marilyn Monroe (Michelle Williams).  While struggling with pill addictions, depression and the stresses of becoming a "serious actress," Marilyn finds solace in the younger man and the two begin a romantic sort of friendship.  She feels that he is the only one who understands her, and he becomes absolutely smitten with her... and who wouldn't?  It's Marilyn Monroe after all.

Michelle Williams does a phenomenal job playing Marilyn Monroe.  So good, in fact, that I had to continually remind myself that I wasn't actually watching behind-the-scenes footage of the real Monroe's life.  Williams undeniably embodied the character in every way imaginable.  She sang and performed like Marilyn, talked like Marilyn, moved like Marilyn and played her with a lonely and sad innocence that brought out all the beautiful complexities of the starlet.  Other aspects of the movie may have been a tad sub-par (like an unnecessary side plot with actress Emma Watson), but really it's Michelle Williams' superb performance that makes this movie a must-see.

The Descendants AWESOME!

Written and directed by Alexander Payne, the film tells the story of a man named Matt King (George Clooney) who's wife is dying after a boating accident.  As he's trying to cope with this, he discovers that his wife was having an affair with a local real estate agent (Matthew Lillard), making the grieving process all the harder.  His daughter Alex (Shailene Woodley) helps him on his journey to find the man who slept with his wife, all while breaking the bad news of his wife's condition to various family members and deciding whether or not to sell a huge chunk of Hawaiian land once owned by his forefathers and entrusted to him and his cousins.

The movie, set in Hawaii, is both beautiful and ugly at times.  There is a good balance between drama and comedy and the performances all have an understated gravity.  Clooney does a terrific job in the role and will definitely be getting an Oscar nomination if not a win.  For me, however, the breakout performance was by the young Woodley who played his trouble-making daughter with heart and believability.  Judy Greer also has a small role and she did it amazingly well.  I always love when I see her on screen.

War Horse ADMIRABLE

Steven Spielberg directs this World War I movie about a young man named Albert (Jeremy Irvine) who falls in love with a horse only to have it be sold to the cavalry.  The horse, named Joey, is a remarkable one and we follow him into both sides of the war, meeting a range of characters, until he is reunited with Albert once more.  The film shows the horrors of a war where one side was still on horseback while the other side was utilizing the newly-created machine gun, but does it in the sweeping style of yesterday's great epics such as Gone With the Wind.  The ultimate message is one of hope and courage.

I must admit that I didn't expect to like War Horse, mostly because I'm not that much of a horse fan and I had trouble getting on board with a plot revolving around a boy's love for his steed.  That being said, I was proven wrong about twenty minutes in when I started to really enjoy the movie.  Spielberg knows his craft and there are some fantastic shots and story devices at work here.  The story may be too romanticized for some, but I honestly felt uplifted while watching it. There is a really great scene where an old French man (Niels Arestrup) talks to his granddaughter (Celine Buckens) about the different kinds of courage.  You must always look forward and never down.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Movie Reviews: The Adventures of a Ghost Girl with a Chipmunk Tattoo

by Jack Garcia

I apologize for going so long without a movie review.  Christmas and New Year's always get a bit hectic and to top it off my laptop got a virus and I eventually had to buy a replacement.  That being said, I am back online and ready to fill you all in on the terrific (and one not-so-terrific) movies I've seen this holiday season... two of them with Daniel Craig.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ADMIRABLE

I would have given this movie an "AWESOME!" had it not been for the fact that I've already seen the original Swedish film and couldn't help but compare this new American version to it.  Rooney Mara is the tattooed bad-ass Lisbeth who joins up with Mikael (Daniel Craig) to find a killer of women while dealing with some of her own issues.  The movie looks good, is well-acted and pitch-perfect in many ways; what bothered me is that it's almost identical to the Swedish film.  Too identical if you ask me because it sometimes felt like a lesser copy.  If you've never seen the original film and aren't offended by violent rape scenes, I recommend it.

The Adventures of Tintin AWESOME!

Steven Spielberg directs this motion-capture animated movie based on the classic European comic series by cartoonist Herge.  Tintin (Jamie Bell) is a young reporter who finds himself in the middle of a mystery involving a model ship, a villain named Sakharine (Daniel Craig) and a drunken sea captain named Haddock (Andy Serkis).  Haddock, Tintin and his dog Snowy embark on an exciting adventure in the style of Indiana Jones and I loved every minute of it.  I felt that the movie was quick-paced, humorous, visually impeccable and the characterizations were believable and interesting, especially Captain Haddock.

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol AWESOME!

I'm surprised at how much I enjoyed Ghost Protocol since "action movies" aren't really my thing and even less so when it's the fourth in a series.  However, I thought this movie was highly entertaining and a lot of fun to watch so I'm giving it two thumbs up!  Tom Cruise is back again as Ethan Hunt and this time the IMF is shut down and he and his crew (including Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg and Paula Patton) must work against orders to stop a man from destroying the world in a nuclear war.  The premise may be routine for this genre, but the gadgets are fun and the action is hair-raising.  I literally held my breath as he climbed up that building...

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked AWFUL

I'm not going to lie, I kinda have a soft spot for the first Alvin and the Chipmunks in 2007.  It was cheesy but cute.  But this one?  Cheesy and dumb.  That's a big difference.  Here Alvin (Justin Long) and the other chipmunks and chipettes (Matthew Gray Gubler, Jesse McCartney, Amy Poehler, Anna Faris and Christina Applegate) are on a cruise ship with their "dad" Dave (Jason Lee) when they are accidentally shipwrecked on a deserted island.  Dave and their former manager Ian (David Cross), dressed in a bird suit the whole movie, are looking for them and the poor little chipmunks learn a thing or two about responsibility while trying to survive in the wild.  I'm sure I don't need to tell you that the writing is utter crap... but in case I do, the writing is utter crap.  And they only sing snippets of songs!