Saturday, April 28, 2012

From the Queue: Casablanca (1942)


by Brian Kesler

Few films have touched a nerve with their audiences the way 'Casablanca' did in 1942. We were in the midst of the second World War. Every citizen of the United States was being asked to do what they could for the war effort. Imagine knowing many of your loved ones were overseas, with a good possibility that some might not make it back. Imagine the imminent threat that Nazi Germany could have in your life, whether you be Jewish, or black, or even gay. Imagine that, perhaps, the war had made a cynic out of you, and you just didn't care anymore. You wonder into a movie theater, and you buy a ticket for some picture called 'Casablanca' for thirty-five cents.

You sit down and through the magic of the cinema, you are thrust into French Morocco. You witness the countless people there, most of whom came from Europe, desperate to make an escape to America. You meet Rick Blaine, a nightclub owner who sticks his neck out for no one. A completely political neutral man who is chummy with a Nazi prefect and with his devoted piano player, Sam, who happens to be black. A friend asks Rick to keep some papers for him. More specifically, he asks him to hold onto "letters of transit." These papers will allow anyone in Casablanca to leave immediately for America, no questions asked. They are worth a fortune and everyone wants them. You witness Rick's friend being dragged to prison, where he is killed while being tortured for the whereabouts of these letters of transit, without a word of compassion from Rick. He has the papers now and you wonder what he plans to do with them.

In walks a renowned hero, Victor Lazlo, who escaped from a concentration camp and now leads a resistance against the Germans. His wife accompanies him. Sam, the piano man, recognizes her and she him. She asks the piano man to come to her table and asks him to "play it." He doesn't know what she's talking about. "Play it, Sam," she says, "play 'As Time Goes By.'" He does, begrudgingly, and you get a good look into this woman's soul as the camera holds a close-up for a very long time. She doesn't move, she doesn't cry, she doesn't do anything. She stares at the floor, but you know she's seeing something else. Rick hears the song and tells Sam to stop playing it. And then he sees her.

Rick has a dilemma, and so do you. He has the papers to leave Casablanca for America. Until now, it seemed that he didn't really care about them much, probably could have sold them for a fortune. But now, his long lost lover has returned to him, but what's more, she has her husband with her, who just happens to be a refugee and leader of the French resistance against Germany. The Nazi prefect is a good pal of Rick's, and he makes it clear that Lazlo is not to leave Casablanca under any circumstances. You think he suspects Rick. Things start getting out of control. Lazlo's presence in Casablanca escalates French patriotism and the presence of the Nazi party keeps getting stronger and stronger. Rick falls for his long lost lover again, and she for him, and they find that they can't keep apart. But she is caught between her love for Rick and her devotion to her husband and his importance to the resistance. Rick is caught between his love, his respect for Lazlo, and his friendship with the Nazi prefect.

And finally, you get to the last moments of the film. Rick tricks the prefect into taking the love triangle to the airport and just when we think he and his love are, at last, going to get away together, he thrusts the papers into Lazlo's hands and turns to his love as she protests, and tells her the problems of three people "don't amount to a hill of beans." "Here's looking at you kid," he says, and she gets on the plane with Lazlo, giving hope to the resistance. The Nazi general drives into the field, sees the plane taking off and is about to call it back when Rick shoots and kills him in front of the Nazi prefect. When a group of soldiers stumbles in soon afterward and see the dead general, they turn to the prefect for an explanation. "Round up the usual suspects," he says, much to Rick's surprise. The two of them walk off into the sunset together as Rick, an American (you) says to the German, "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Can you imagine that? Can you imagine stumbling into a theater in 1942 and being submerged into that world and that story and hearing those last lines in the midst of this hopeless and cruel world you live in?

This is how films need to be watched. It's easy for someone today to watch 'Casablanca' and brush it off as old and boring. I hate hearing the word 'timeless.' Nothing is timeless. There isn't a movie or a novel or a piece of artwork or music that is timeless. Young people today don't see old movies as timeless, they see them as old, and if older people keep trying to brand them as 'timeless,' the younger generation will never understand the movie. Everything is a product of its generation, but that doesn't mean it isn't important or relevant anymore. When you watch 'Casablanca,' watch it through that lens of someone trying to make sense of a war they've been thrust into. Watch it through the lens of the everyday American with no hope that their friends or family would make it back, or wondering what the point of it all is, or giving everything you've got for the war with nothing to show for it. This movie is dreadfully important. It was important culturally, and now it is important artistically. It gives us the chance to observe history in an alternative light. Usually history is told only by the facts. It is art that gives us the perspective of history, which is ultimately more important than the facts. Through this film, we can experience world war II for ourselves, which gives us more respect for the importance of that time in America and in the world.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Movie Reviews: Americans Get Lucky in Casablanca

by Jack Garcia

Today's collection of movie reviews includes a comedy sequel, a chick flick and a classic piece of cinema history: Casablanca.  I saw Casablanca once before and thought it was boring.  To be honest though, I wasn't really paying much attention.  So when Brian and Michelle found out that Turner Classic Movies was bringing Casablanca to the big screen as a limited engagement, they pretty much forced me to give the film a second chance.  I'm glad I did, because it was pure gold!

American Reunion AVERAGE

Jason Biggs returns as the lovably clueless and ever-horny Jim Levenstein.  He and his wife Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), unfortunately, have fallen into a rut that plagues many married couples:  they aren't having sex.  And when it's time for their high school reunion, they think that perhaps a fun weekend will reignite that spark.  Of course comedic mishaps ensue.  Well, would-be comedic mishaps.  Some gags are legitimately funny, but others fall flat.  For fans of the original, it's fun to see all the characters reunite and cash in their paychecks.  Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Mena Suvari, Eddie Kaye Thomas and Sean William Scott are all back, but some of the greatest moments for me came from Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) meeting Stifler's mom (Jennifer Coolidge) and getting high in her bedroom.  Seriously, those two are funny enough to have their own movie.

The Lucky One ADMIRABLE

Legitimate movie critics hate this movie, but I have to admit that I turned into a teenage girl when I saw The Lucky One.  I swooned every time Zac Efron came on the screen, but what surprised me the most was that I actually enjoyed all of the non-Zac-Efron parts as well.  Based on a Nicholas Sparks novel, the movie is obviously cheesy.  Logan (Efron) returns from war and begins a search for the girl whose picture he found while in combat.  The girl, Beth (Taylor Schilling), is surprisingly easy to find and the two fall in love, despite her douchebag of an ex-husband, Keith (Jay R. Ferguson), threatening her all the while.  Lots of melodrama ensues, but it's fun melodrama and you just can't help but fall in love with Logan... even if he is too perfect.  I mean, he's hot, sweet and can play the piano.  Blythe Danner offers nice support to the film as Beth's comical grandmother.

Casablanca AWESOME!

Humphrey Bogart stars as Rick, an American expatriate living in unoccupied Casablanca during World War II.  He runs a night club and tries to stay neutral on political issues, but when an old flame, Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) walks into his "gin joint," things get more complicated.  Besides all the once-buried emotions flooding quickly to the surface upon their chance meeting, Ilsa now needs Rick's help to get her and her husband, the leader of the anti-Nazi movement Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid), out of Casablanca and safely to America.  The movie has been restored to show off the beautiful camerawork--the shadows alone give me goosebumps--and the performances onscreen are top-notch.  Bogart and Bergman were truly masters of their craft, and the supporting cast, including Peter Lorre as the squirrely Ugarte and Claude Rains as the corrupt official Captain Louis Renault, are equally memorable. 

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Gleek Critique: "Dance With Somebody" Episode

Santana and Brittany sing Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance With Somebody."
Image property of Fox.
by Jack Garcia

When Mr. Schuester hears some of the glee kids singing a Whitney Houston song in the hallway, he wonders why it's so hard for them to say goodbye to the pop icon.  Ms. Pilsbury suggests that perhaps it's because they are really having trouble saying goodbye to each other.  Graduation is some 42 days away, according to Rachel, and everybody seems to be weepy with goodbyes.  Rachel and Santana hug it out, Puck gives all his boys shot glasses to remember him by, and even when glee practice isn't mandatory, the kids just can't help but going.  They are friends.

Will and Emma's wedding is set for the winter, but Will changes his mind and sets the date for May... before graduation.  After yelling at their wedding planner for saying it was impossible to do in a month, he decides he can plan it himself.  He gets the brilliant idea to hold the ceremony in a KOA campground, but Emma reminds him that she is OCD and a campground isn't excactly clean.  Why the rush?  He's afraid the glee kids won't come back for the wedding.  He wants it to happen before they leave.  And in keeping with the "hard to say goodbye" theme, he admits that he's going to miss the kids.  They changed his life.

Burt Hummel also has a touching scene with his son, Kurt, about the same thing: how much he is going to miss him when he goes to New York for school.  But Kurt has other things on his mind.  He met a guy named Chandler at a music store and they've been texting flirty things to each other.  He convinces himself it's all innocent, but when Blaine finds out about it, he's completely hurt.  Their relationship is on the rocks, but it turns out the root of the problem is that Blaine can't stand the fact that Kurt will be leaving him in a few months.  Blaine, like Burt, is going to miss Kurt immensely.

The only plotline not dealing with sad goodbyes is Quinn's.  Joe has been helping her out with her physical therapy and he has an obvious crush on her.  He asks Sam's advice, and Sam says to go for it.  By the show's end, it seems like the two of them are an item.

The Pros:
  • The opening number was beautiful!  Mercedes, Santana, Kurt and Rachel sang a heartfelt, a capella rendition of "How Will I Know" while reverently placing  Whitney Houston's picture into a candle-filled locker-turned-shrine.  A bit over-the-top, sure... but this is Glee.
  • The Whitney Houston songs continued to shine.  "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" was the perfect vehicle to show off Brittany's dance moves!  And the first-ever Santana/Rachel duet of "So Emotional" was lots of fun.  Too bad they didn't become friends sooner!
  • Anytime Blaine sings it's a pro for me.  "It's Not Right But It's Okay" was so so so so good!  I loved it!  And I'm actually going to put Blaine and Kurt's little spat on this list because it was nice to see that even their relationship isn't perfect.  I mean, we see Rachel and Finn have tiffs on a weekly basis, so it was nice to see that the gays have arguments too.  That's one thing I love about Glee:  both hetero and homo relationships are given equal weight.
  • "My Love is Your Love" was the perfect ending and it reminded me a lot of their rendition of "We Are Young" in an earlier episode this season.  Both songs embodied a moment of coming together as friends, and it's cheesy moments like these that make me smile.  Friendship is important!
  • The other two songs were probably my least favorite, but still good.  Joe and Quinn sang "Saving All My Love For You" and Kurt sang "I Have Nothing."  Let's just say Kurt is no Whitney... but he sure gave it his all.
  • Sam pumping iron.  Just watch those biceps...
  • I got a kick out of the scene where Puck hands out the shot glasses.  "Sorry, Finn, I tried to get your balls back from Rachel but she's got those on lockdown."  Or when Blaine asked, "Why does mine say 'Drink until she's cute'?"
The Cons:
  • Chandler was kind of an obnoxious character, and I have no idea why anybody dating Blaine Anderson would even consider texting him!
  • There was a lot of awkwardness in this episode.  Seriously, Joe makes me feel uncomfortable.  First we had his weird scene with Sam where Sam told him to be a "new kind of Christian"-- one who has sex.  Then we have the scene where Quinn feels his erection on his leg and he talks about "sins of the flesh."  It was just awkward.  Sex talk and God talk together in the same conversation just make for awkwardness...
  • Wait, isn't Quinn paralyzed?  How did she feel the boner on her leg?
  • Blaine's acting wasn't my favorite in this episode.  A little too whiney and not all-together convincing.
  • Where are you, Sue?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Gleek Critique: "Saturday Night Glee-ver" Episode

Mercedes belts out a groovy 70s hit with her back-up dancers, Santana and Brittany.
Image property of Fox.
by Jack Garcia

I wasn't overly thrilled when I heard Glee was doing a disco-heavy musical tribute to Saturday Night Fever.  As the kids all shouted out when Mr. Schuester suggested they perform disco numbers, "DISCO SUCKS!"  However, despite having no desire to download any of the episode's 8 songs, I thought the episode was pretty decent.

Mr. Schuester is worried about several of his graduating seniors, but mostly Mercedes, Santana and Finn.  Why?  He just doesn't feel like they have any dreams or ambition.  So given the assignment to "find themselves" through disco music, Santana decides she wants to be famous at any cost, Mercedes wants to be a powerful diva like Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston, and Finn...  well, we'll get to Finn in a little bit.

Santana's declaration of "famous no matter what" gets the better of her when Brittany, with the brain the size of a child's fist as Sue points out, decides that a sex tape will get Santana the notoriety she so desires.  It just so happens that McKinley High's hottest lesbian cheerleaders made a sex tape of their own already, so Brittany just went ahead and posted it online... but not before splicing it with some footage of her cat Lord Tubbington doing household chores.  What's the name of the video?  "Two Girls One Cat"?  Anyway, Santana soon realizes that she doesn't just want to be famous... she wants to really do something worthwhile with her life.  Maybe even go to college.

Mercedes delivers a powerful vocal performance, as usual, but admits to the group how very scared and nervous she is about her future.  She has no idea how to get to where she wants to be.  Sam took the initiative to record her performance on his phone and upload it to YouTube.  I'm surprised Mercedes never thought to do that before.  When he tells her what he's done, she's surprised to see that it has quite a few hits and lots of positive feedback.  She thanks him for his support and he swoops in for the kiss.  I bet she's regretting breaking it off with him now, eh?

And Finn has no idea what he wants to do with his life.  Rachel takes a moment to play the supportive fiancee and encourages him to go to college.  She even says that she'll wait on Broadway to make sure he's doing something that he loves first.  But after a trip to the guidance counselor, Finn throws all the college applications away.  Mr. Schuester confronts him about this, and Finn launches into an argument that he's a loser with no potential.  Having felt that way myself more than a time or two, I understood where he was coming from.  By the episode's end he has decided to become an actor, and with as equally an unrealistic goal as Rachel, the two are once-again the happy couple.

The last storyline involves a student named Wade from Carmel who stops by to talk to Kurt and Mercedes... well, mostly Kurt.  As one gay man to another, Wade comes seeking some advice.  He identifies himself as a woman named Unique and his dream is to dance in drag for his school's regional competition.  Mercedes and Kurt try to talk him out of it (although Sue thinks they should egg him on, hoping the performance would destroy their competition), but in the end Wade performs as Unique and it was probably my favorite number of the night!  That boy makes one helluva woman!

The Pros:
  • Despite the initial dread over disco, the music wasn't half bad.  It managed to be far more fulfilling than "The Spanish Teacher" which featured some of the worst music in Glee history.  Of the 8 songs featured in a 45-minute show (yeah, they really jammed them in there) my favorites would probably be "Disco Inferno" by Mercedes rocking a really sexy red dress, Rachel's "How Deep Is Your Love" sung to Finn, and "Boogie Shoes" featuring The Glee Project finalist Alex Newell as Wade/Unique.  Just watch this clip:
  • On Alex Newell's appearance, I find him to be much more interesting than the others who have joined the cast from that show.  And I know people are going to be hating, but I think it's kind of awesome that a transgendered character is being represented.
  • We haven't had some awesome Brittany S. Pierce in a while and I was very glad she was given some dialogue again!  She is seriously so funny and sweet. 
  • And speaking of Brittany, we even got Lord Tubbington back!  Ha ha!  Shots of him mopping and doing dishes were pretty great.
  • I liked Puck's scene with Finn.  Beneath the tough guy attitude, he's a good guy.
  • Seeing Sue dance is always a fun sight.  Even more fun when she's dressed like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever!
The Cons:
  • I know that sometimes characters need to take a backseat, but they should at least be visible in group shots. Quinn was inexplicably absent as was the Irish kid Rory and his girlfriend Sugar.  Last week Mercedes was MIA.  It's weird!
  • A lot of the disco songs are sung really high and hearing Blaine, Finn and Mr. Schuester sing in screechy falsetto wasn't exactly my favorite.
  • People probably wouldn't react so favorably to a cross-dressing high school student in Ohio, but maybe they just thought it was a girl?
  • Jesse St. James.  I just don't like him anymore.  Make him go away.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Movie Reviews: The Hungry Mirror Sank the Titanic!


by Jack Garcia

I am on a roll!  Three more movie reviews are up just one day after my last post.  I bet you are excited.  Brian’s already written a full-length review of The Hunger Games from his perspective, but here’s mine.  I also saw Mirror Mirror and the re-release of Titanic in 3D.

The Hunger Games AWESOME!

I had heard about the books probably a year ago or so, but never got around to reading them until I started seeing trailers for the movie version of Suzanne Collins’ trilogy.  Just weeks before its opening, I read all three books and I enjoyed them.  I was now ready to walk into that midnight showing like a true fan!  And as far as page-to-screen adaptations go, I really think the filmmakers hit the nail right on the head.  The movie is great!

Jennifer Lawrence (go rent Winter’s Bone now!) embodies our heroine, Katniss, with quiet strength and emotion.  She is absolutely perfect for the role.  As the plot goes, Katniss is a young girl living in a post-apocalyptic America called Panem where folks in the Capitol laugh and cheer as teenagers from each of the 12 outlying districts battle to the death in a televised “Gladiator-esque” competition called The Hunger Games.  It’s reality TV gone bad.  Taking her younger sister’s place, she and a boy named Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) are chosen to represent their district and try to survive while refusing to be pawns in the Capitol’s sick game.

Other delightful characters include Haymitch (Woody Harrelson) their drunk advisor, Effie Trinket (Elizabeth Banks) their hilariously vain and clueless handler, Cinna (Lenny Kravitz) who designs the costumes, Caesar Flickerman (Stanley Tucci) the television host and Gale (Liam Hemsworth) the boy who
Katniss leaves behind.  Directed by Garry Ross, the story is told through stark and gritty cinematography that gives the film immediacy and while the special effects are lack-luster, the human emotions—especially those of Katniss—make the film compelling.

Mirror Mirror AVERAGE

Director Tarsem Singh made a fantastic movie in 2006 called The Fall that I absolutely adore.  Unfortunately, he has gone on to make last year’s Immortals which I did not like and now this one, Mirror Mirror, a comedy as glossy yet unfilling as the witch’s apple itself.  Vaguely reminiscent of the story of fairy tale it’s based on, here the wicked Queen is a vain, silly thing played by none other than Julia Roberts (with an English accent at times).  She hates Snow White (Lily Collins) because she’s afraid she might usurp her power.  Or is it because she’s jealous that she’s stealing her man?  I don’t know. And since the queen’s henchman (Nathan Lane) fails to kill the girl, Snow White bands together with a group of dwarves and the dim-witted yet handsome prince (Armie Hammer) to restore order to the kingdom… but not before a montage where she learns how to fight!  At moments the movie is delightfully funny and whimsical—and I must add that the costumes are amazing—but in the end it’s pretty much devoid of any soul.

Titanic 3D ADMIRABLE

James Cameron’s 1997 hit Titanic is back in theaters, folks!  This time it’s in 3D, of course, because Hollywood insists that everybody likes 3D.  We don’t, just so you know.  But the 3D is barely noticeable and it was just a joy to watch Titanic on the big screen again!  Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio star as the two lovers—a  well-bred snob and a starving artist respectively—who meet on the doomed ship.  The story is basic enough, but the performances by the actors are top-notch and you can’t help but fall in love too.  And while the first half is all romance and soap-opera plotting, the last half is an exciting adventure as the ship begins to sink and we ask ourselves the question:  “Would I be a coward?  Or would I be brave?” 

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The Gleek Critique: "Big Brother" Episode

Matt Bomer guest stars as Cooper Anderson on Glee.  Image property of Fox.
by Jack Garcia

After a 6-week hiatus Glee is back!  And it is back to stay.  Eight consecutive episodes will bring us to the Season 3 finale.

In tonight's episode, we discover that Quinn has indeed survived the car crash.  Did any of us really expect them to write her off?  But now Artie isn't the only one in a wheelchair... Quinn messed up her spine and has no movement in her legs.  However, unlike Artie, Quinn still has a probable chance of recovery.  Her goal is to be walking in time to dance on stage for Nationals and she seems eerily optimistic about the whole situation.  Artie helps her the best he can to cope with the new chair, forming a strong friendship between the two... that is, until her bitchy side returns and she reminds him that her situation is NOT permanent.

Meanwhile, Blaine's brother Cooper Anderson (Get it?  Like CNN's Anderson Cooper... but reverse!) comes to town.  Everybody in Lima freaks out because he's gone to Hollywood and is in a popular commercial for free credit scores.  That, and he's gorgeous.  Even Kurt can't help himself from drooling over his boyfriend's brother.  But Blaine isn't so excited to have his brother back around.  His brother picked on him growing up, and now all he seems to do is point out his flaws.  He's also a bit conceited.  But over the course of the hour they work things out (via song) and all ends well in Blaine's life.

Finchel isn't doing so well though.  Puck wants Finn to go to California with him after graduation to be a part of his pool cleaning business... and the idea is tempting.  What's he going to do in New York anyway?  But Rachel is dead seat on going to Broadway, and their argument at the end of the episode leaves us all a little unsure about their future.  They didn't get married after all, but they are still planning on doing so.  Or are they?

Rounding out the plot lines is Sue and her fertilized egg.  Her baby is going to be a girl, but there's also the possibility that she might have Down's syndrome...  Oh, and she's trying to whip the glee club into shape so she can get her hands on the money they'll get if they win at Nationals.

The Pros:
  • Glee came back!
  • Matt Bomer of White Collar guest starred as Blaine's brother Cooper and boy is he gorgeous!  He can guest star whenever he wants...
  • The Quinn and Artie duet to Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" sounded great.  I think it was the first time they've ever sung together and I approved.  Not only did they sing that number, but later in the episode they sang "Up, Up, Up" by the Givers.  Probably not outstanding numbers, but enjoyable nonetheless.  And who doesn't enjoy a good amusement park montage?
  • Quinn had a moment where she was laughing and she seemed genuinely happy for the first time ever.
  • Tonight's songs were very Blaine-heavy and I am not complaining!  With his brother he sang a Duran Duran mash-up of "Hungry Like the Wolf"/"Rio."  Very nice, but their final song was the popular current hit "Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye.  Great song, and the Glee rendition is pretty awesome too.  Sure the context of the song is vastly different, but I sure enjoyed it.

  • The other song that Blaine sang was Christina Aguilera's "Fighter" which started off a little cheesy with the spoken part at the beginning but sure ended fantastic once we got to see Blaine all sweaty hitting punching bags! And if Ryan Murphy is reading this, shots of Blaine in the shower were much appreciated.  Thank you.  Please keep those coming.  Sincerely, me.
  • Roz Washington's vicious attacks on Sue's old age never get old!  It's fun seeing Sue be out-Sued!
  • Thank goodness Finn and Rachel didn't go through with the wedding.  They are too young!
The Cons:
  • I felt like the episode started too quickly.  Does that make sense?  Seconds into the episode we find out that the wedding didn't happen and Quinn's in a wheelchair.  She and Artie are singing their number before you know it!  I guess I would have liked the episode to continue exactly where the last one ended... with them all waiting for Quinn at the courthouse.
  • I miss the gay dads, but obviously they can't be in every episode.
  • Next week is disco music...  Boo.

Movie Reviews: Jump the Lorax War


by Jack Garcia

I apologize for taking so long to post movie reviews… but not as much as the creators of The Lorax should apologize to Dr. Seuss for raping his dead body.   That was unforgivable.  Luckily This Means War was cute enough, but my favorite would have to be 21 Jump Street!

This Means War AVERAGE

Boy meets girl.  Other boy meets same girl.  Boys are best friends.  Boys happen to be spies and they are willing to do anything—and I mean anything—to get the girl.  Reese Witherspoon plays Lauren, a woman who can’t seem to decide which of her two suitors she should fall in love with.  There’s  the strong, silent type named Tuck (Tom Hardy) and the smooth-talking ladies’ man FDR (Chris Pine).  Luckily she has her friend Trish (Chelsea Handler) to crudely guide her along the way while providing much comic relief to the overreaching plot.  The spy vs. spy tomfoolery is lighthearted and for the most part fun, but if you’re looking for anything besides two attractive men chasing after the same girl then you’ll be disappointed.  I mean, they do try to put in an actual villain (Til Schweiger), but he’s pretty much pointless.  However, if fluffy popcorn flicks are what you’re craving, then by all means let the battle begin!

Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax AWFUL

Dr. Seuss once wrote a charming little book called The Lorax.  That little book has been stretched out into a feature-length movie with random side plots, annoying new characters, exhausting action sequences and…  wait for it… wait for it… it’s been turned into a musical!  Oh, I love a good musical number, don’t get me wrong, but the emphasis should be placed on the word “good.” Here the lyrics are horrible, shouting out things like “I’m biggering my corporate size.”  Where the book was whimsical with a subtle yet artfully told message of conservation, this new movie is loud, tedious, in-your-face and despite its best efforts, never funny.   Why do we need a hallucinatory scene of bears flying into the air while eating marshmallows?  Why is the Lorax (Danny DeVito) so aggravating?  Who decided they should cast Zac Efron and Taylor Swift and make them the only non-singing characters?  I challenge you to find answers to these questions and any sort of enjoyment from this heavy-handed political farce.

21 Jump Street AWESOME!

Loosely based on the 80s television series of the same name, 21 Jump Street is hilarious!  Jonah Hill might have struck out with The Sitter, but he sure hit a home run with this one.  He plays Schmidt, a newly trained police officer stuck on bike duty with his friend Jenko (Channing Tatum).  It sucks and they crave an assignment more exciting.  Eventually they are asked to go undercover as high school students to catch a drug dealer, giving them an opportunity to relive their own high school experiences.  It’s essentially a buddy comedy, and these two have some great chemistry and surprisingly, Tatum has some comedic chops!  The jokes are crude, but smart… and I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it!  Smaller parts are pulled off nicely by Dave Franco, Rob Riggle, Ellie Kemper and Ice Cube.