Monday, October 24, 2011

Listmania! The Best Horror Films of All Time

by Brian Kesler
 
It's almost time for Halloween! I thought I'd give you a list of my favorite horror movies to get you prepared and in the mood for the big day. 31 Horror movies for October 31st.   

Among the first zombie flicks. George A. Romero made a name for himself with this black-and-white classic.

30 – The Fly
One of the few remakes that manages to be better than the original, David Cronenberg’s ‘The Fly,’ starring Geena Davis and Jeff Goldbloom, is a fascinating monster transformation movie. If Goldbloom pulling off his own fingernails doesn’t give you the shivers, I don’t know what will.

29 – Suspiria
The only notable work from horror director Dario Argento, in which a ballerina comes to realize that the staff of her dance company are actually a coven of witches. The film gets right down to it in an opening scene that includes stabbings, hangings, and impalement by stained glass.

Sam Raimi gained success with the ‘Spiderman’ movies, but let’s not forget his origins. 'The Evil Dead' and its counterparts are one and the same, with plenty of hilarious and violent decapitations, impalements, and over-the-top blood gushing. And who can forget when Bruce Campbell's hand becomes possessed by evil spirits, forcing him to slice it off and surgically attach a chainsaw in its place?

Vampires have been on a downward slide into fantasyland and people have all but forgotten their roots as horrific monsters. ‘Let the Right One In’ brings that to the table, while at the same time providing a unique character study on the life of a young vampire.

26 – Eraserhead
David Lynch launched a career with this black-and-white gem, about a husband and wife who welcome a newborn mutant child into their home.

25 – The Omen
Kids, when the culprit and not the victim, can be effectively eerie. Especially when they’re the spawn of Satan. Many films try to recreate the creepy child plot, but none are quite as effective as this Gregory Peck propelled 70s hit.

24 – Peeping Tom
Although not quite as good as The Archers’ ‘Black Narcissist,’ ‘Peeping Tom’ is an effective film about voyeurism and fetishism. Michael Powell directs without Emerick Pressburger, and Moira Shearer stars.

Imagine being blind and knowing there’s somebody in the house. Audrey Hepburn must outwit a drug lord by manipulating her environment and using her uniquely powerful sense of surroundings. Only, things don’t go as planned.
 
22 – Videodrome
A television network finds popularity and success in its newest hit show, in which real people are raped, tortured, and brutalized before being murdered in grotesque fashion in front of an audience. Not only that, but the broadcasting signal used for the show has technology designed to give those who watch it malignant brain tumors, violent sexual desires, and horrific hallucinations. A scene in which the main character’s torso becomes a bloody vaginal VCR player is only one of the gruesome and over-the-top sequences this David Cronenberg film has to offer, along with the haunting image of an armed hand trying to pull itself free from the television screen.

Tobe Hooper would eventually direct the hit ‘Poltergeist,’ but it began with this 1974 slasher in which a family of skin-wearing socially-awkward cannibals terrorizes a group of teenagers. Leatherface has become an iconic serial killer, sharing the same true story inspiration as Norman Bates from ‘Psycho,’ and Hannibal Lecter from ‘Silence of the Lambs.’
 
This film starts out with an idiotic, but necessary plot point. Turns out, Dr. Frankenstein and his monster are alive. Yup. Even though you saw them die in the first film, here they are. It quickly gets better as Dr. Frankenstein’s wife is held captive by a mad scientist, Dr. Pretorius, whose ransom is for Frankenstein to create a horrific mate for the monster. Boris Karloff and Elsa Lanchester propel the film as the monsters. Often funny, always gruesome, and undeniably creepy, ‘Bride of Frankenstein’ proves to be better than its predecessor. 

Who can forget the nightmare-inducing corpse with knives for fingers and dialogue just as sharp? I speak, of course, of Freddy Kruger, that child-molesting fiend who can only attack you in your dreams. Wes Craven’s classic horror film is the spawn of many pitiful sequels, but this remains the only one of the lot which manages to make one afraid of closing their eyes at night. Of course, Johnny Depp as a teenager is a fun addition as well.

Dracula has penetrated popular culture, and it’s this film we have to thank for that. The tragic vampire hero was originally a monstrous, white, pale, and warty old man whose form transformed into that of a luscious young seducer in order to win the affections of Mina, whom Dracula believes to be the reincarnation of his dead wife. Bela Lugosi’s Dracula, however, is the image most people think of: A cape wearing, tux sporting, slick-haired man with an oily voice and two razor-sharp fangs.

17 – Freaks
This 1932 black-and-white is about a group of circus sideshow freaks who are tired and fed-up with the beautiful circus performers making fun of them, particularly the gorgeous and conniving trapeze artist, Cleopatra. Cleopatra plans on marrying the leader of the sideshow to gain his inheritance, but the freaks have other plans for her.

16 – Poltergeist
I love a good ghost story. A family notices strange and paranormal activities, led on by their observant and perceptive little girl, and discover that their house was built atop a graveyard and the ghosts of the dead want them out. The special effects are of particular note here, as this is primarily an effects movie, being Spielberg and all.

Lon Chaney’s performance as The Phantom in the silent film version of Gaston Leroux’s classic horror novel is one of the most unsettling movie monsters of all time. He entraps a young Soprano in his underground lair and wears a mask in hopes that she’ll succumb to him. She, however, has fallen in love with the handsome Raoul. The Phantom is anything but pleased. In a delicious climactic scene, the Phantom reveals to Christine the entrapped Raoul, about to be burned to death in a chamber of mirrors. He gives her an ultimatum: Marry me and save him, or go free and watch him die. Does she choose a life of imprisonment to save her love, or a life of freedom and loneliness?

14 – Scream
Wes Craven’s ‘Scream’ is hilarious. A violent satire in which the characters of this horror movie actually know they’re in a horror movie. They tell each other to beware of sex because only the virgin can survive. They watch slasher films and scream at the screen, “Look behind you!” when the villain is actually behind them. The film is filled with clichés, all of which are discussed and noted by the cast. The movie manages to be frightening as well, the Drew Barrymore scene being the perfect example.

13 – Misery
Kathy Bates won an Oscar for her role as Annie Wilkes in Rob Reiner’s screen adaptation of Stephen King’s horrifying book about a novelist who gets into a terrible accident in a barren mountain town in the dead of winter and is rescued by a woman who just happens to be a nurse, and his biggest fan. When Wilkes finishes reading his latest book, however, she is anything but pleased, and soon the author is struggling to free himself from her grips.

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in David Lynch’s masterpiece is a screen villain to be remembered. His eerie addiction to laughing gas and the madness of his gaze make him among the most vile and sadistic of any character. Kyle MacLachlan stars as a young man who finds a rotting human ear in a field and decides to investigate with his friend, played by the divine Laura Dern. Isabella Rossellini is tragic and gorgeous as a nightclub singer who must succumb to Hopper’s lust to keep him from murdering her husband and child.

Stanley Kubrick’s infamous film, based on the classic novel by Anthony Burgess – with far more faithfulness than another Kubrick movie on this list – is often called a science fiction film, and sometimes a black comedy. However, I think if anyone were to watch this film and not be disturbed by its relentlessness, they might want to check their pulse and see if they have one. The story, which ends up being a clear political and ethical statement, involves Alex DeLarge (Malcolm McDowell), and his drug-propelled actions of ‘Ultra-violence.’ Interestingly, the film doesn’t contain any blood in relation to the violent crimes, and yet manages to disturb us far more than any popular slasher. It becomes even more surprising as we are then asked to watch Alex humiliated, tortured, experimented on, beaten, waterboarded, and compelled to commit suicide.

10 – Alien
The iconic scene of Ridley Scott’s ‘Alien’ involves a man with a stomachache starting to scream and writhe until his stomach bursts gorily open and an alien creature protrudes from within his intestines. The resulting suspense is paired nicely with the dark cinematography of Derek Vanlint, the paced direction of Scott, and the breathtaking performance of Sigourney Weaver.

9 – Jaws
Not until three-fourths of the way into this film do we see the shark. It is one of the greatest off-screen villains of all time. The haunting John Williams score provides plenty of tension, and supplements the lack of a physical shark. With the two note theme, we know the shark is on the hunt, and we prepare ourselves for the bloody result.

8 – Nosferatu
The very first ‘Dracula’ movie, and a product of German expressionism, 'Nosferatu' is visually creepy. The shadows crawl up the walls and over characters’ faces, and the long fingers of Nosferatu seem to be pulling at our souls. A classic horror film that is a must-see for any film buff.

Rosemary wants a baby. She doesn’t expect that Satanists will drug her and perform a ritualistic ceremony, calling the Devil to earth to perform a lustful act and impregnate her. Not realizing this has happened, Rosemary is overjoyed at the news of her pregnancy. Soon, however, she gets unusually sick and starts to get suspicious of everyone around her, including her cold and distant husband. Mia Farrow gives her most famous performance, including her unsettling haircut and pale skin. Ruth Gordon’s Oscar-winning supporting role of a quirky old woman, and Roman Polanski’s macabre direction makes the film a must-see.

This film has many landmarks to its name. It is one of only three films to win the top five Oscars – Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, and Best Screenplay. It is also the one and only horror film ever to win the award for Best Picture. Interestingly, this movie unhinges its audience based on dialogue rather than violence. Hopkins, who doubles as a villain and an ally as Hannibal Lecture, chills you to the bone with his psychological observations and sophisticated (polite, even!) mannerisms. Of course, he also manages to be downright horrific when he’s eating his victims or slithering his tongue. Jodie Foster gives one of her finest performances as the sad and determined Clarice, and the skin-wearing Buffalo Bill is utterly grotesque in his capture and torture of young girls.

The clearest product of the German Expressionist era of filmmaking and a sure inspiration for Tim Burton’s visual style, ‘Dr. Caligari,’ is also one of the most haunting horror movies I can think of. The film, tinted with blues and yellows and such, involves a somnambulist who awakens at the bidding of the titled Doctor to commit murder. The somnambulist, however, becomes lustful at the beauty of one of his victims and kidnaps her instead. The young woman’s lover, Francis, chases the somnambulist and finds himself being pulled into a strange world of horror and madness.

4 – Halloween
In terms of horror trends in film and popular culture, most aficionados lump them into before ‘Halloween,’ and after ‘Halloween.’ John Carpenter’s sleeper-hit inspired many slashers to come, including the unbearable ‘Friday the 13th’ movies, ‘Black Christmas,’ and the ‘Halloween’ sequels. None compares to this spine-tingling film. A group of teenage babysitters are stalked and hacked off, one-by-one, by a soulless shape with no human qualities whatsoever. The reasons for his crimes are unknown. The shape is really only comparable to one other horror movie villain, and that is the shark in Jaws. A lifeless, soulless, relentless creature, whose only purpose is to stalk its prey and do away with it. Jamie Lee Curtis was launched into stardom with this role. Carpenter, being a huge fan of Hitchcock’s ‘Psycho,’ noted her relation to Janet Leigh and was quick to cast her. Most slasher movies disregard their characters as nothing but pawns for graphic and nauseating murders, but the characters in ‘Halloween’ are interesting and delightful to watch. The Shape doesn’t simply go from one victim to the next; he draws the situation out to unbearable tension. He watches from a distance, getting closer and closer, until he finally attacks. I should also mention the controlled camera and lighting and the lack of blood. Yup, I said it. The film that inspired all those bloody, shaky-camera slashers had slow-panning photography and bloodless deaths. The film doesn’t wish to observe the situation of the death, but the characterization of the death. There is a chilling scene in which the Shape, immediately after a slashing, tilts his head one way and then the other, curiously. ‘Halloween’ feeds our deepest fears and lets them loose. It will make you so paranoid, that you’ll have to look behind you to see if anyone is following.

3 – The Shining
Although ‘The Shining’ remains Stephen King’s most popular book, it is the unfaithful film version by director Stanley Kubrick that people remember most. Kubrick’s film is really about a man, whose isolation and writing block begin a psychological descent into madness. Propelled by ghosts of hotel guests in the 1920s, Jack Torrence plots to murder his wife and child who, he reasons, are keeping him from his work. The film, like all Kubrick’s work, is visually striking. Images that conjure in the mind are an axe hacking through the door while a hysterical Shelley Duvall screams and gapes. The repeated typed words, “ All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” A wave of blood gushing from an elevator door. A naked woman rising from a tub. Two little girls in blue dresses at the end of a hallway. A labyrinthine maze in which a little boy runs for his life. And, of course, the iconic face in the doorway saying, “Here’s Johnny!” These images, the atmosphere, the music, and the over-the-top performances make this one of the most chilling movies I’ve seen.

2 – The Exorcist
A woman, convinced that her daughter has been possessed by the devil, buys the services of an exorcist to set her free. Whether it’s the full twist of the girl’s head, her crabwalk down the stairs, the vaginal penetration of a priest’s cross, the green, slimy saliva, the yellow eyes, or her hair-raising, demonic voice, this is one creepy movie. Watch it midday, with the lights on and the windows open. Watch it with someone else, if possible. Personally, I find the most unsettling sequence to be a scene in which the young girl is having a perfectly normal, medical, surgical procedure done. Nothing like the truth of reality to make you squirm and cringe.

1 – Psycho
               The mother of all horror films. Read my full review here.

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